Jogeephus
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As mentioned in another thread Hoss has tried to wiggle his way into my Inbalancer program by offering me part ownership of his invention. Though his invention is pretty darn good and very useful my marketing research board has determined it to be all to practical and much to efficient which would limit sales of this product to the small group of people who actually work or that butcher their own animals hence I can't see any real money in it myself. Not to be outdone by a Tennessean, I gathered some of my best thinkers and we broke out some glasses and began brain storming and have now come up with a sure fire way to get rich quick.
The brilliance of this even amazes me. Its all too simple. With so many left wingers and prairie fairies out there with more money than sense trying to get back to nature I'm going to now make it possible for them to encourage their druid-like nature and become almost god like. Though it takes slightly more work than traditional methods the sense of satisfaction when they're finished is going to be amazing! Just the thing to wile away those long winter nights when its just too cold to go out and hug a tree.
DIY stick-making kit........
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And yes, you will be able to order a bark kit too. I'm thinking paper birch and shagbark hickory should be great sellers.
The brilliance of this even amazes me. Its all too simple. With so many left wingers and prairie fairies out there with more money than sense trying to get back to nature I'm going to now make it possible for them to encourage their druid-like nature and become almost god like. Though it takes slightly more work than traditional methods the sense of satisfaction when they're finished is going to be amazing! Just the thing to wile away those long winter nights when its just too cold to go out and hug a tree.
DIY stick-making kit........
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And yes, you will be able to order a bark kit too. I'm thinking paper birch and shagbark hickory should be great sellers.
