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dun

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A young Nun who worked for a local home health care
agency was out making her rounds when she ran out of
gas. As luck would have it, there was a gas station
just one block away.

She walked to the station to borrow a can with enough
gas to start the car and drive to the station for a
fill up.

The attendant regretfully told her that the only gas
can he owned had just been loaned out, but if she
would care to wait, he was sure it would be back
shortly.

Since the nun was on her way to see a patient, she
decided not to wait and walked back to her car. After
looking through her car for something to
carry to the station to fill with gas, she spotted a
bedpan she was taking to the patent.

Always resourceful, she carried it to the station,
filled it with gasoline, and carried it back to her
car.

As she was pouring the gas into the tank of her car,
two men watched her from across the street.

One of them turned to the other and said: "I know that
it is said that Jesus turned water into wine; but if
that car starts, I'll become a Catholic for the rest
of my life!"
 

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