Installing a wireless security system in four easy steps:

[Rustler9]

1. Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's well used work boots.
A really big pair. At least a size 13.

2. Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of 'Guns and Ammo'
magazine.

3. Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.

4. Leave a note on your front door that says something like "Bubba, big
Mike and I have gone to get more ammo, be back in 1/2 hour. Don't
disturb the Pit Bulls, they've just been wormed and are a bit nasty."

 

[msscamp]

:lol2: :lol2: That's good, I like that!

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

My sign on the door says, This home protected by the security team of Smith & Wesson.

 

[msscamp]

Somehow I'm relatively sure yours is the more effective of the two systems! ;-)

 

[RebelCritter]

Love it!

 

[dun]

 

[old_cowboy]

Fellow around here has his property posted like this "trespassers shot, survivors prosecuted"

 

[Crowderfarms]

Kind of reminds me of a sign I saw once. "Armed Guard 4 Nights a Week" "You Pick the Night"

 

[joe]

"Is there life after death? Trespass here and find out!"

 

[purecountry]

Mine say, "If you can run faster than 3000' per second go ahead and trespass"