Crowderfarms
Well-known member
Subject: How to install a wireless security system:II
1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
>really big pair.
2) Put work boots outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and
Ammo magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Cooter, the Big Un's and Us have gone to get more ammo -and another Keg, we'll be back in 15 minutes.
Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and their AIDS test came back positive and are not happy...
Signed, Warpaint & Crowder
1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, a
>really big pair.
2) Put work boots outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and
Ammo magazine.
3) Put a dog dish beside it. A really big dish.
4) Leave a note on your front door that says something like:
"Bubba, Cooter, the Big Un's and Us have gone to get more ammo -and another Keg, we'll be back in 15 minutes.
Don't disturb the Pitbulls, they've just been wormed and their AIDS test came back positive and are not happy...
Signed, Warpaint & Crowder
