Texas Ranch Man
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A Traveling Insecticide Salesman visits a very Rural Farmer and offers his product. The Farmer needs proof that the product works. The Salesman offers to spray the Corral area, and spend the entire night naked, tied to a fence post to prove the product works. The Farmer says he will buy a 55 gal drum of the product if the Salesman is Bug Bite free in the morning. The Salesmen sprays the Corral area. The Farmer securly ties the naked Salesman to a Fence Post and goes inside for a good nights sleep. In the morning, the Farmer goes outside and sees the Salesmen still tied to the Fence Post, hanging like a Rag Doll. The Farmer inspects the Salesmen, and notices not a single Bug Bite. He wakes the Salesman and asks "What seems to be the problem Boy?" Salesman replies very weakly "For the love of God, doesnt that calf have a mother!"
