Indian Names

[Crowderfarms]

A little American Indian boy asked his father, the big chief and witch doctor of the tribe, "Papa, why is it that we always have long names, while the white men have shorter names like Bill, Tex or Sam?"
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His father replied, "Look, son,our names represent a symbol, a sign, or a poem for our culture not like the white men, who live all together and repeat their names from generation to generation. Also, it is part of our makeup that in spite of everything, we survive.
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For example, your sister's name is Small Romantic Moon Over The Lake, because on the night she was born, there was a beautiful moon reflected in the lake.
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Then there's your brother, Big White Horse of the Prairies, because he was born on a day that the big white horse who gallops over the prairies of the world appeared near our camp and is a symbol of our capacity to live and the life force of our people. It's very simple and easy to understand.

Do you have any other questions, Little Broken Condom Made in China?

 

[Running Arrow Bill]

Ain't THAT the truth!

Buy AMERICAN! (Which, obviously eliminates most suppliers of any product)...especially the Mass Merchandisers...

 

[RebelCritter]

:lol:

I was once told that Chinese families name their kids buy throwing two or three pans against the wall. The kid would be named what ever sound the pans made. That may be why Wang is so common because many Chinese families can only afford to have one pan. I suggest that they could get more names buy throwing other things like glass jars.

What if they threw large springs? Do they have any people named Zoing-oing-oing? Obviously, some names would be too long. You wouldn't want to name a kid after a train wreck for instance. It wouldn't fit on any form. Also, naming kids after certain noises like flatulence would probably be in bad taste.

 

[chrisy]

pooh bear might have something to say about that one Rebel... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Earl Thigpen]

Classic. I heard it a little different way but never-the-less still funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[vs_cattle]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[CUZ]

Classic. I heard it a little different way but never-the-less still funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ET - I bet you couldn't tell your version in church. :lol: :lol:

 

[Lammie]

Classic. I heard it a little different way but never-the-less still funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

ET - I bet you couldn't tell your version in church. :lol: :lol:

What's that you say, Two Dogs?

 

[funky 4-Her]

:lol: :lol: :lol: haha thats bad, yet so good lol

 

[vs_cattle]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[MikeC]

Here's a REAL one:

Baby snatched in home invasion

By DAVE DORMER, SUN MEDIA

The Edmonton Sun




CALGARY -- In what police say was a bizarre case of mistaken identity, a man burst into a Lethbridge home demanding money and snatched a 10-month-old baby from his terrified mother.

Sgt. Jeff Deringer of the Lethbridge Regional Police said the incident happened Thursday afternoon when the man broke into the home and terrorized the mother and her two young children over money he said was owed him for a supposed drug debt.

But the bandit apparently broke into the wrong residence, added Deringer.

"From what we can gather, it looks like they did not know each other," said Deringer. "He forced his way into the house."

Once inside, the man punched the woman, then pulled out a knife and demanded cash.

When the woman failed to come up with the money, the man threatened her once again before grabbing her 10-month-old son and trying to take off with the infant.

However, the woman managed to grab her baby back before the attacker fled.

Police made an arrest minutes later after the woman called 911.

The mother and one of her children received minor injuries but did not require medical aid.

Corey Crow Spreads His Wings, 21, of Lethbridge, has been charged with eight offences, including break and enter with intent, two counts of assault with a weapon, two counts of assault and extortion, threats to cause death, and possession of a dangerous weapon.

Crow Spreads His Wings made his first appearance in Lethbridge provincial court yesterday and has since been remanded into custody.

His next court appearance has been scheduled for Aug. 22.

 

[funky 4-Her]

 

[funky 4-Her]

 

[Oldtimer]

I remember a gal I used to know that her entire name was Mary Prairie Chicken Shoe Runs Through Him... :shock: :lol: I believe she was a Blackfoot...

 

[somn]

There is a indian woman in town that receives casino money every month anyway she doesn't work but she likes to drink alot of booze the people at the bottle shop call her Sits with Beer.

 

[AngusLimoX]

:lol:

That may be why Wang is so common because many Chinese families can only afford to have one pan.

WebelCwitter - you be so ree you make fun ancient Chinese name some day!
Sometimes we named for physical attributes as well.

Long Wang

 

[Crowderfarms]

:lol:

That may be why Wang is so common because many Chinese families can only afford to have one pan.

WebelCwitter - you be so ree you make fun ancient Chinese name some day!
Sometimes we named for physical attributes as well.

Long Wang

Sure you are. How can you explain the name "who flung do" :lol:

 

[chrisy]

:lol:

That may be why Wang is so common because many Chinese families can only afford to have one pan.

WebelCwitter - you be so ree you make fun ancient Chinese name some day!
Sometimes we named for physical attributes as well.

Long Wang

Q....Why dosn't a Chinaman use a telephone directory?

A....In case he 'Wings, the Wong number'

 

[chrisy]

:lol:

That may be why Wang is so common because many Chinese families can only afford to have one pan.

WebelCwitter - you be so ree you make fun ancient Chinese name some day!
Sometimes we named for physical attributes as well.

Long Wang

Sure you are. How can you explain the name "who flung do" :lol:

is he the brother of 'Who flung dung' :lol: or the Indian cousin 'I'll Get me hat me coaty'

 

[AngusLimoX]

Lots of faggots in USA - they favorite Chinese dish is "Sum Yung Guy".

Cousin named Hoo Flung Poo is chubby, more Chins than Chinese phone book!

Long Wang

( Oriental dialect almost depleted ) :lol: