Immigration, the Perfect Solution
A win win win situation.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the
dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans, and
then put the Florida alligators into the border
moat!
My new car
I bought a new Lincoln Town Car about two weeks ago. I had to return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. He said, Watch this!
The salesman said, Nelson
The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
Willie, he continued and On the Road Again came from the
speakers.
I drove away happy. For the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said Beatles I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car.
I swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, A—H----
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton and Michael Moore, backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.
Dang! I love this car!
A win win win situation.
Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border, take the
dirt and raise the levies in New Orleans, and
then put the Florida alligators into the border
moat!
My new car
I bought a new Lincoln Town Car about two weeks ago. I had to return to the dealer the week after I bought it because I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. He said, Watch this!
The salesman said, Nelson
The radio replied, Ricky or Willie?
Willie, he continued and On the Road Again came from the
speakers.
I drove away happy. For the next few days, every time I'd say Beethoven I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said Beatles I'd get one of their awesome songs.
One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car.
I swerved in time to avoid them, and I yelled, A—H----
The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda, Hillary Clinton and Michael Moore, backed up by Rev Jesse Jackson on guitar, Al Sharpton on drums and Howard Stern on kazoo.
Dang! I love this car!
