I'm embarrassed

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This morning I picked up my bluejeans that I wore yesterday only to discover that the rear end had been blown out underneath one pocket. I immediately start to think of where I went yesterday. Out to the other place to work, no problem, the cows don't care. I also went to.. oh no, a church! Another place I went to was the feed store. I try to patronize this particular feed store because the owner is a preacher and yes he was there. I am so embarrassed! :oops: I hope this happened after I got home, if not I partially mooned a bunch of people. I've got some appologizing to do next time I see them.

Ya'll ever have stuff like this happen to you?
 
Gate Opener":2r3wkx40 said:
Ya'll ever have stuff like this happen to you?

Probably have, but I don;t care anymore. People just figure it's an old man thing

dun
 
My mother used to say: If they haven't seen it before, they don't know what it is...if they have, they don't care. (Unless maybe it's Crowder?)
 
Gate Opener":3ha8sl9q said:
This morning I picked up my bluejeans that I wore yesterday only to discover that the rear end had been blown out underneath one pocket. I immediately start to think of where I went yesterday. Out to the other place to work, no problem, the cows don't care. I also went to.. oh no, a church! Another place I went to was the feed store. I try to patronize this particular feed store because the owner is a preacher and yes he was there. I am so embarrassed! :oops: I hope this happened after I got home, if not I partially mooned a bunch of people. I've got some appologizing to do next time I see them.

Ya'll ever have stuff like this happen to you?

I wouldn't worry too much about it. A partial moon doesn't count, only a full moon gets my attention. :lol: :lol: :lol:

And yes, I have found my zipper at the bottom a few times.
 
Heck... It's gotten so common to wear holey, shredded jeans that nobody even notices anymore. Probably figure you were just styling.Z
 
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As a kid in school I ripped the seat out of my pants several times as they were hand me downs and weakened. Teacher would not call my mom for a new pair. Made me wear them all day with my tighty whities showing. Looking back, maybe she liked it huh?
 
Gate Opener":3s1858b0 said:
This morning I picked up my bluejeans that I wore yesterday only to discover that the rear end had been blown out underneath one pocket. I immediately start to think of where I went yesterday. Out to the other place to work, no problem, the cows don't care. I also went to.. oh no, a church! Another place I went to was the feed store. I try to patronize this particular feed store because the owner is a preacher and yes he was there. I am so embarrassed! :oops: I hope this happened after I got home, if not I partially mooned a bunch of people. I've got some appologizing to do next time I see them.

Ya'll ever have stuff like this happen to you?

Hey, don't worry about it. If it was only under one pocket it was just enough to whet their imagination.
 
Gate Opener":384y0026 said:
This morning I picked up my bluejeans that I wore yesterday only to discover that the rear end had been blown out underneath one pocket.

Photo please. 8)

cfpinz
 
Gate Opener":1ga717er said:
This morning I picked up my bluejeans that I wore yesterday only to discover that the rear end had been blown out underneath one pocket. I immediately start to think of where I went yesterday. Out to the other place to work, no problem, the cows don't care. I also went to.. oh no, a church! Another place I went to was the feed store. I try to patronize this particular feed store because the owner is a preacher and yes he was there. I am so embarrassed! :oops: I hope this happened after I got home, if not I partially mooned a bunch of people. I've got some appologizing to do next time I see them.

Ya'll ever have stuff like this happen to you?

When you got home...was there a fireplace inspector in the driveway?
 
I would find it hard to believe that it could have been any worse than the picture that Crowder posted of the Alabama bathing beauty!
I wondered if she was this year's "Miss Alabama"? She somehow looked vaguely familiar...
 
A friend of mine was giving his first sermon/testimony after being selected as as a deacon in the church I pastored. He stood up to began and his fly was open (not to bad, most preachers have inadvertantly preached with his fly open at least once). But my buddy's white shirt tail was sticking through the fly. There was no way to communicate that to him untill he finished. He is now a well known Giddion Speaker in Ala. and the last thing he does before he speaks is to check his fly! That might be good advice for all of us, and maybe to check the seat of our pants too, :oops: :D :D
Bud in L.A.
 
Just Curious":3l2zv16a said:
I would find it hard to believe that it could have been any worse than the picture that Crowder posted of the Alabama bathing beauty!
I wondered if she was this year's "Miss Alabama"? She somehow looked vaguely familiar...
Not only was she Miss Alabama, she was also Miss Montgomery. Right MikeC ? :lol:
 
Crowderfarms":16sm0cau said:
Just Curious":16sm0cau said:
I would find it hard to believe that it could have been any worse than the picture that Crowder posted of the Alabama bathing beauty!
I wondered if she was this year's "Miss Alabama"? She somehow looked vaguely familiar...
Not only was she Miss Alabama, she was also Miss Montgomery. Right MikeC ? :lol:

Ya'll just can't turn loose of that one. Just when I thought it was safe to go back in the water! :oops:
 
We were eating at a Chinese place in Waco several months ago and we saw a woman who had on cut-off shorts and the entire arse was out of them. She also had on leather boots with fringe on the sides. I had to slap my husband to get him to pay attention to his food. :shock:
 
don't bring attention to it as probably no-one will say any thing, why make yourself more embarassed. forget it and remember it is there and sew or throw.
 

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