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I'm a moron!!
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<blockquote data-quote="lavacarancher" data-source="post: 794062" data-attributes="member: 9198"><p>Oh I think there's a lot of ways to show off your moronic ways. Like yesterday at the ranch. We had some city folks up after Thanksgiving to try out their new shotguns. One thing led to another and I brought out my 9 mm and .45 semi auto handguns. I loaded the 9 with plinking rounds, jacked one in the chamber and pulled the decocker. Everything worked just fine, everyone was safe. Then I loaded my .45 with plinkers, jacked one round in the chamber and tried to operate the decocker. Darn thing didn't work. So I held the hammer and pulled the trigger to release it. The hammer slipped out from under my thumb and the gun went off. Everyone was OK, I had the weapon pointed down range away from everyone. So everything was OK, right? Well, have you ever had your thumb (or top of your hand) behind the slide when the weapon fires? Holy smokes! Man that hurt. Dummy. Moron. Idiot. My thumb still hurts.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="lavacarancher, post: 794062, member: 9198"] Oh I think there's a lot of ways to show off your moronic ways. Like yesterday at the ranch. We had some city folks up after Thanksgiving to try out their new shotguns. One thing led to another and I brought out my 9 mm and .45 semi auto handguns. I loaded the 9 with plinking rounds, jacked one in the chamber and pulled the decocker. Everything worked just fine, everyone was safe. Then I loaded my .45 with plinkers, jacked one round in the chamber and tried to operate the decocker. Darn thing didn't work. So I held the hammer and pulled the trigger to release it. The hammer slipped out from under my thumb and the gun went off. Everyone was OK, I had the weapon pointed down range away from everyone. So everything was OK, right? Well, have you ever had your thumb (or top of your hand) behind the slide when the weapon fires? Holy smokes! Man that hurt. Dummy. Moron. Idiot. My thumb still hurts. [/QUOTE]
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