If my body was a car

[dun]

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish,

my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

 

[kyblockhead]

Ain't that the truth! Seems like it hits all at once but probably just in denial as the first symptoms come along. The mind is willing but the flesh is weak.

 

[cfpinz]

If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model.

I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish,

my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.

My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.

My traction is not as graceful as it once was.

I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.

My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.

It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.

My fuel rate burns inefficiently.

But here's the worst of it --

Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

If your body was a car, you'd have to pay the junkyard to come pick it up!

cfpinz

 

[chrisy]

never a truer word spoken :lol: :lol:

 

[cfpinz]

I know good and well dun copied that from somewhere for the simple reason that cars have not been around that long.

cfpinz

 

[dun]

I know good and well dun copied that from somewhere for the simple reason that cars have not been around that long.

cfpinz

I'm also no where near creative enough to come up with stuff like that.

dun