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. . . in the Reader's Digest 75th Anniversary Issue and they made me smile. Hope they do the same for you.
The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received. When the husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only 12 more hours to live. So I've decided we should go to bed amd make pasionate love throughout the night. How does that sound, dearest?"
"Hey, that's fine for you," replied the husband. "You don't have to get up in the morning!"
A man decide to become a monk, and joined an order where silence was the cardinal rule. He could say only two words once every decade.
After ten years the head monk called him in. "Well," he said, "you can say your two words now." The man replied, "Food cold," and left the office.
Another ten years passed and this time the man said, "Bed hard."
After another ten years, the man was once again summoned into the head monk's office. "I quit," he said. The head monk replied, "I'm not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you got here."
Overheard; "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to hasass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
Have a great day,
Cuz
The woman hurried home from her doctor's appointment, devastated by the medical report she had just received. When the husband came in from work, she told him, "Darling, the doctor said I have only 12 more hours to live. So I've decided we should go to bed amd make pasionate love throughout the night. How does that sound, dearest?"
"Hey, that's fine for you," replied the husband. "You don't have to get up in the morning!"
A man decide to become a monk, and joined an order where silence was the cardinal rule. He could say only two words once every decade.
After ten years the head monk called him in. "Well," he said, "you can say your two words now." The man replied, "Food cold," and left the office.
Another ten years passed and this time the man said, "Bed hard."
After another ten years, the man was once again summoned into the head monk's office. "I quit," he said. The head monk replied, "I'm not surprised. You've been complaining ever since you got here."
Overheard; "People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to hasass rich women than motorcycle gangs."
Have a great day,
Cuz
