I miss bill clinton

[SPRINGER FARMS MURRAY GRE]

This is too funny not to share -- no offense intended...



"I Miss Bill Clinton"
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever ! ; got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."! The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
---ya gotta love it. . ;-)

 

[VanC]

Thanks, Springer. Had kind of a crappy day and I needed a good smile.

 

[backhoeboogie]

On number 2, He didn't inhale. Imagine spending the nickels for the stuff, taking a chance having possession of it, lighting it up, but not inhaling. He did the same thing with cigars as president except for lighting them.

 

[curtis]

Glad he is gone.

 

[Cabo]

The problem is SHE may not be!!!

 

[Crowderfarms]

The problem is SHE may not be!!!

She's way far from gone.Cabo, how am I lookin' in that part of the State and Mississippi?I'm fixin' to unleash a new plan any day now for my flatuintation, oops I meant administration.

 

[warpaint]

The problem is SHE may not be!!!

She's way far from gone.Cabo, how am I lookin' in that part of the State and Mississippi?I'm fixin' to unleash a new plan any day now for my flatuintation, oops I meant administration.

Am I bein replaced as campaign manager?

 

[Crowderfarms]

The problem is SHE may not be!!!

She's way far from gone.Cabo, how am I lookin' in that part of the State and Mississippi?I'm fixin' to unleash a new plan any day now for my flatuintation, oops I meant administration.

Am I bein replaced as campaign manager?

Not an atheist's chance at a Creekside Revival.Just checking in with a new Cohort.

 

[warpaint]

Well, thats awful good news. To answer your question about the numbers, they are thru the roof in Miss. due to the diligence of yours truly and a very tasty bar-b-que recipe. ;-)

 

[Cabo]

Not even trying to edge out Warpaint. I just don't want to be in charge of the big women that have access to the White House.

 

[backhoeboogie]

Not even trying to edge out Warpaint. I just don't want to be in charge of the big women that have access to the White House.

We could cut back on CIA agents, save a few nickels. Bullets wouldn't penetrate the mass surrounding him. On second thought, food expenses might sky rocket. He'd have a hard time making any arguments about world hunger too.

 

[warpaint]

Apologies to Springer. Seems we've stolen another thread.

 

[WagaAgeyv]

This is too funny not to share -- no offense intended...



"I Miss Bill Clinton"
It doesn't matter what party you belong to - this is hilarious. From a show on Canadian TV. there was a black comedian who said he misses Bill Clinton. "Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing we ever ! ; got to having a black man as President. Number 1 - He played the sax. Number 2 - He smoked weed. Number 3 - He had his way with ugly white women. Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month. Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water. Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be built in Canada. When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton replied, "I don't know, I never had one."! The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think you need to know." Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do Hanky Panky between Bushes."
---ya gotta love it. . ;-)

Love it wish I had been close to a computer on Monday to have read this. It would have made great travel laughs.
At least someone can say the truth hope it hurts