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<blockquote data-quote="MistyMorning" data-source="post: 985602" data-attributes="member: 6826"><p>Jeff Foxworthy Tells Jokes About Minnesota</p><p></p><p>If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If you feel proud that your state makes the national News 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p> If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If vacation means going up North past Virginia for the weekend, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If there are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at any given time, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Minnesota.</p><p></p><p>If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly," you really just might live in Minnesota!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MistyMorning, post: 985602, member: 6826"] Jeff Foxworthy Tells Jokes About Minnesota If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, you might live in Minnesota. If you feel proud that your state makes the national News 96 nights each year, because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota. If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota. If vacation means going up North past Virginia for the weekend, you might live in Minnesota. If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota. If you can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Minnesota. If you carry jumper cables in your car and your girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Minnesota. If there are seven empty cars running in the parking lot at Zups Grocery Store at any given time, you might live in Minnesota. If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Minnesota. If you find 0 degrees "a little chilly," you really just might live in Minnesota! [/QUOTE]
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