I Guess I Was Wrong

[TexasBred]

Two medical students were walking along the street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart. He was stiff-legged and walking slowly.

One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that.."

The other student says: "No, I don't think so. The old man surely has Zovitzki Syndrome. He walks slowly and his legs are apart, just as we learned in class."

Since they couldn't agree they decided to ask the old man.. They approached him and one of the students said to him, "We're medical students and couldn't help but notice the way you walk, but we couldn't agree on the syndrome you might have. Could you tell us what it is?"

The old man said, "I'll tell you, but first you tell me what you two fine medical students think."

The first student said, "I think it's Peltry Syndrome." The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

The other student said, "I think you have Zovitzki Syndrome."The old man said, "You thought - but you are wrong."

So they asked him, "Well, old timer, what do you have?"

The old man said, "I thought it was GAS - but I was wrong, too!"

 

[3waycross]

FunnEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sick but funny

He forgot about trusting a fart after 50

 

[TexasBred]

FunnEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sick but funny

He forgot about trusting a fart after 50

It happens to the best of us....and usually when you're at least a half mile from "anywhere" and the only tree around has pine needles. Guess you could do like "Rover" and go butt scootin'. :lol:

 

[plumber_greg]

I was out drinkin' with a guy one time and he was sitting in the back seat between two good lookin' women, and said,"Did you ever think you had to fart, and found out you were wrong." About that time the smell started. gs

 

[john250]

I was out drinkin' with a guy one time and he was sitting in the back seat between two good lookin' women, and said,"Did you ever think you had to fart, and found out you were wrong." About that time the smell started. gs

Nothin' like that ever happened to me. No sir. No way. Not me.

 

[TexasBred]

I was out drinkin' with a guy one time and he was sitting in the back seat between two good lookin' women, and said,"Did you ever think you had to fart, and found out you were wrong." About that time the smell started. gs

Nothin' like that ever happened to me. No sir. No way. Not me.

Finish that post John....you left off the word "YET". :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[alacattleman]

i was out honky tonkin' and dancing with this gal someone cut a beer fart.that would knock a magott of a gut wagon... thinking i hope she dont think it was me, bout that time she said do you smell fart? and i blurted out.. it's me :???: dont know why i said it,,, but she about died laughing

 

[TexasBred]

i was out honky tonkin' and dancing with this gal someone cut a beer fart.that would knock a magott of a gut wagon... thinking i hope she dont think it was me, bout that time she said do you smell fart? and i blurted out.. it's me :???: dont know why i said it,,, but she about died laughing

HAHAHAHA....get another beer Bammy

 

[chrisy]

:shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: must be a man thing :lol2: :lol2:

 

[stockman12]

Go to your local high school. I'll bet you find the girls are the worst nowadays. I've had many say this. I'll take their word for it.