I am no gambler...

[jltrent]

but I did buy one ticket. I figure one ticket is as good as a 100 when the odds are 1 to 292 million. Powerball is up to 1.5 Billion. Ever who wins will be miserable the rest of their life.

 

[kenny thomas]

but I did buy one ticket. I figure one ticket is as good as a 100 when the odds are 1 to 292 million. Powerball is up to 1.5 Billion. Ever who wins will be miserable the rest of their life.

I never buy tickets but for 1.5B I can be miserable for a while.

 

[Ebenezer]

The reporter asking the old farmer walking out from buying a ticket "What will you do if you win the lottery?" The farmer thought a bit and said, "I'll just keep on farming until all of the money is gone".

 

[Dave]

I don't need to gamble. I own cattle.

 

[coachg]

I don't need to gamble. I own cattle.

Cattle , farming , getting married, having kids . Big enough gamble for most ! I have bought 1 ticket in my life , promised the Lord if I won I’d build a new church , do a lot of improvements at our high school , pay off all
My children’s debts and so forth. Don’t think he listens to gambler’s prayers.

 

[Travlr]

If I win I'm gonna run for president. I don't want the job, but I think it's time someone gave the public a truthful wakeup call.

 

[CowboyRam]

If I win I'm gonna run for president. I don't want the job, but I think it's time someone gave the public a truthful wakeup call.

I don't know, but I would think that is way to many butts to kiss. I can't see you kissing any butts, maybe crack a few heads.

 

[Travlr]

I don't know, but I would think that is way to many butts to kiss. I can't see you kissing any butts, maybe crack a few heads.

That kind of money would buy air time. No reason to kiss butts, especially if you aren't expecting to win a job you don't want. Might chew some 4ss a little. That's what we all need.

 

[greybeard]

I don't know why ANYONE would want that job...

 

[Travlr]

I don't know why ANYONE would want that job...

Nobody sane does... And that's why we only have terrible candidates.

 

[Rafter S]

I don't play the lottery. I always figured God loves me too much to let me win, because he's afraid I'll get lazy if I don't have to work for a living.

 

[kenny thomas]

Well I guess I didn't win. I forgot to buy any tickets

 

[Named'em Tamed'em]

Crap, I bought two tickets a couple months ago. Maybe I got my $4 back I need to check them.

 

[jltrent]

If you bought you lost your money. It is 1.6 B the next chance.

 

[sstterry]

If you bought you lost your money.

Not necessarily, there are other amounts you can win also. But there is a reason it is called the Lottery; most don't win. But they want you to win just enough that you keep playing.

 

[greybeard]

Not necessarily, there are other amounts you can win also. But there is a reason it is called the Lottery; most don't win. But they want you to win just enough that you keep playing.

Love and romance often has the same attributes...

 

[Travlr]

Love and romance often has the same attributes...

Love and romance is easier to win. If I can do it, there have to be others out there that can.

 

[Dave]

I very rarely buy a ticket. But if I did buy one and win I learned some lessons from my long time friend who won a mere 13.75 million in the Washington lottery back in 1990. The first thing I would do is hire some reliable person to watch my place. Then I would disappear for a month or two. I have a friend who is a self made multi millionaire. Probably go spend some time with him.

 

[Travlr]

I very rarely buy a ticket. But if I did buy one and win I learned some lessons from my long time friend who won a mere 13.75 million in the Washington lottery back in 1990. The first thing I would do is hire some reliable person to watch my place. Then I would disappear for a month or two. I have a friend who is a self made multi millionaire. Probably go spend some time with him.

I'm not gonna claim it until I establish residency in another state.

 

[RDFF]

Not necessarily, there are other amounts you can win also. But there is a reason it is called the Lottery; most don't win. But they want you to win just enough that you keep playing.

Kinda like farming...........