Gliderider
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.
His wife told him "Alright, Buster...tomorrow there had better be something for me in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat or you're in for it!"
The next morning, the wife awoke early and, looking out her bedroom window, spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this wasn't what she was expecting. She went outside, retrieved the package and, upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale!
A funeral service for the husband has been scheduled for this Saturday. :shock:
His wife told him "Alright, Buster...tomorrow there had better be something for me in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 2 seconds flat or you're in for it!"
The next morning, the wife awoke early and, looking out her bedroom window, spotted a small package in the driveway. She was a little perturbed as this wasn't what she was expecting. She went outside, retrieved the package and, upon opening it, found a handsome, brand new bathroom scale!
A funeral service for the husband has been scheduled for this Saturday. :shock:
