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<blockquote data-quote="jedstivers" data-source="post: 1132898" data-attributes="member: 8873"><p>Thought about putting this in the daily joke but it's to true to go there. </p><p>Husband's call:</p><p> </p><p>"Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office.</p><p>Paula brought me to the hospital.</p><p> </p><p></p><p>They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays.</p><p> </p><p>The bloww to my head was severe.</p><p> </p><p>Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury.</p><p> </p><p>However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot."</p><p> </p><p>Wife's Response:</p><p> </p><p> "Who is Paula?"</p><p> </p><p>And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="jedstivers, post: 1132898, member: 8873"] Thought about putting this in the daily joke but it's to true to go there. Husband’s call: "Honey it's me. I don't want to alarm you but I was hit by a car as I was leaving the office. Paula brought me to the hospital. They have checked me over and done some tests and some x-rays. The bloww to my head was severe. Fortunately it did not cause any serious internal injury. However I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they think they may have to amputate my right foot." Wife’s Response: "Who is Paula?" And if you find that hard to believe, you've never been married. [/QUOTE]
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