How to Impress

CKC1586 · Mar 7, 2005

How to Impress a Woman:
Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hug her. Support her. Hold her.
Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh
with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her.
Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle her. Shop with her. Give her
jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her.
Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

How to Impress a Man:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV.

jerry27150 · Mar 7, 2005

if you treat most women like that they will leave you for a (real man)

Cattle Rack Rancher · Mar 7, 2005

Heck, if she's pretty, I don't even need the chicken wings or the TV. :lol:
'Course I'm pretty easy to please.

Rustler9 · Mar 7, 2005

I was gonna say don't forget to bring a few cold ones.

Arnold Ziffle · Mar 7, 2005

jerry --- that reminds me of a line that I heard long ago, attributed to Errol Flynn. It went something like this: "You have to treat women with the proper blend of kindness and cruelty ... but don't be too cruel to them or you'll NEVER get rid of them."

I've never agreed with those sentiments, but from time to time I've observed some couples that made me think old Errol was right after all!