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<blockquote data-quote="Jogeephus" data-source="post: 955621" data-attributes="member: 4362"><p>:lol2: :lol2: </p><p></p><p>When I was a child they told me skunks stunk. They also told me my farts stunk yet I thought they smelled quite sweet and would get great joy from sharing them with others - especially in enclosed spaces. Due to my confusion of these two subjectivities I one day found myself in a position to catch as skunk. A farting pet! What a wonderful pet I thought! I promptly caught it by the tail and quickly learned that skunks also have teeth similar to a cat's - and the suckers know how to bite. After punting the ungrateful would-be pet a few feet from me I also learned that skunks can spray and they have an impressive range. Amazingly I learned, they don't only stink they have a stench which is by no means similar to the stink I had envisioned. And it cannot be washed off. After having my clothes burnt and having to sleep on the back porch for three nights I learned what stink really is and gained confirmation - as I suspected - that my farts do not stink.</p><p></p><p>So to answer the question of "what not to do", I would say if you got your mind set on catching a skunk don't grab it by the tail. I suspect grabbing it by the scruff of the neck is the proper way of catching a skunk but as for its use as a farting pet - I don't think this animal is the most appropriate for this and you might want to consider getting a blue heeler.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Jogeephus, post: 955621, member: 4362"] :lol2: :lol2: When I was a child they told me skunks stunk. They also told me my farts stunk yet I thought they smelled quite sweet and would get great joy from sharing them with others - especially in enclosed spaces. Due to my confusion of these two subjectivities I one day found myself in a position to catch as skunk. A farting pet! What a wonderful pet I thought! I promptly caught it by the tail and quickly learned that skunks also have teeth similar to a cat's - and the suckers know how to bite. After punting the ungrateful would-be pet a few feet from me I also learned that skunks can spray and they have an impressive range. Amazingly I learned, they don't only stink they have a stench which is by no means similar to the stink I had envisioned. And it cannot be washed off. After having my clothes burnt and having to sleep on the back porch for three nights I learned what stink really is and gained confirmation - as I suspected - that my farts do not stink. So to answer the question of "what not to do", I would say if you got your mind set on catching a skunk don't grab it by the tail. I suspect grabbing it by the scruff of the neck is the proper way of catching a skunk but as for its use as a farting pet - I don't think this animal is the most appropriate for this and you might want to consider getting a blue heeler. [/QUOTE]
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