How do you spell STUPID???

MillIronQH

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Backside firework prank backfires
A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.
Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

'Beyond belief'

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.
 
There was a video on the internet a few months back of some jackass setting off a bottle rocket from his butt. Quite funny.

cfpinz
 
cfpinz":2yuoyluq said:
There was a video on the internet a few months back of some jackass setting off a bottle rocket from his butt. Quite funny.

cfpinz

Careful... You'll PO the mule and donkey people. :lol: Z
 
Well, he wanted attention and now he's got it! I love the part where the Firework Assoc. spokesman says he hopes its an isolated incident. ME, TOO!

I would have loved to have heard the conversation leading up to this.......uh.......event.
 
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This guy now has a really good story to go with, "Do you wanna know what burns my #@#? :lol: Boone
 
I think I read something similar to this in the Darwin Awards. Except of course, it killed the guy. You gotta kinda wonder what is going through people's heads when they do stuff like that. Maybe just alot of dead air space. :roll:
 
MillIronQH":3mvxfqfz said:
cfpinz":3mvxfqfz said:
There was a video on the internet a few months back of some jackass setting off a bottle rocket from his butt. Quite funny.

cfpinz

Careful... You'll PO the mule and donkey people. :lol: Z

A real donkey wouldn't be that stupid, LOL!
 
Cattle Rack Rancher":2ha7h40w said:
I think I read something similar to this in the Darwin Awards. Except of course, it killed the guy. You gotta kinda wonder what is going through people's heads when they do stuff like that. Maybe just alot of dead air space. :roll:

and perhaps some sort of alcoholic beverage??????? :roll:
 
Crowder... Repeat after me... I will not post these type of comments when Pops has a mouthful of coldbeer. I will not etc, etc, etc. I believe 100 times should just about do it.Z
 
MillIronQH":1wlcv9s1 said:
Crowder... Repeat after me... I will not post these type of comments when Pops has a mouthful of coldbeer. I will not etc, etc, etc. I believe 100 times should just about do it.Z
Hey, It sure beats gettin' hit by a Ass-teroid
 
A guy came to the hospital around here with some type of kid's bowling pin lodged in the same area. He had put it there 2 days earlier for some reason.

I don't call it stupid. It is far worse than that.
 
mdmdogs3":1m5gx59q said:
Cattle Rack Rancher":1m5gx59q said:
I think I read something similar to this in the Darwin Awards. Except of course, it killed the guy. You gotta kinda wonder what is going through people's heads when they do stuff like that. Maybe just alot of dead air space. :roll:

and perhaps some sort of alcoholic beverage??????? :roll:

Y'know, I've had too much to drink once or twice but I would never have considered placing a firework...uh....there!
 

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