Dusty Britches
Well-known member
Horse Hair Dangerous to Females
In a press release today, the National Institute of
Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous
substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter
equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an
addiction)
Beware! if you come in contact with a female human
affected by this substance be prepared to talk about
horses for hours on end.
This was a public service announcement ...
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive,
addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense
In a press release today, the National Institute of
Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous
substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "amo-bacter
equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in female humans:
*reluctance to cook
*reluctance to perform housework
*reluctance to wear anything but boots
*reluctance to work except in support of a horse
*physical craving for contact with horses (may be an
addiction)
Beware! if you come in contact with a female human
affected by this substance be prepared to talk about
horses for hours on end.
This was a public service announcement ...
Surgeon General's Warning: Horses are expensive,
addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense
