Hope this doesn;t offend Crowder

[dun]

> How do you know when you're staying
> in a Redneck motel?
> When you call the front desk and say,
> I gotta leak in my sink, and the
> clerk replies, 'Go ahead'.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
> drinking age for Rednecks to 32?
> It seems they want to keep alcohol
> out of the high schools.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:
> 1) The DNA is all the same
> 2) There are no dental records
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Who invented the toothbrush ?
> A Redneck.
> (If it had been invented by anyone else,
> it would have been called a teethbrush.)
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
> and says to the driver, 'Got any I.D. ?'.
> and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?
> The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>
> A new Redneck law was just recently passed .
> When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
>
> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

> Did you hear that the Redneck governor's mansion burned down ?
> 'Yep. Prit'near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a
total loss too. Both books went poof . . . up in flames and the governor
hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'
>

 

[Crowderfarms]

Dun Ol' buddy it would take a lot more than that factual stuff to offend me!You left out the real definition of "Relative Humidity"

:lol:

 

[grannysoo]

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

 

[Jogeephus]

You know it came to me the other day why Crowder surrounds himself with such beefy, well built, wimmens. He likes a woman with a good head on her shoulders cause he hates necks.

 

[dun]

You know it came to me the other day why Crowder surrounds himself with such beefy, well built, wimmens. He likes a woman with a good head on her shoulders cause he hates necks.

And here I thought it was because he hired them by the pound.

 

[flaboy]

Dun, to offend Crowder he would have to be able to comprehend what he reads. :lol2:

 

[dun]

Dun, to offend Crowder he would have to be able to comprehend what he reads. :lol2:

I figured he would have someone read it to him when he say his name in the title. Of course that's assuming he could read his own name

 

[Lammie]

Dun, to offend Crowder he would have to be able to comprehend what he reads. :lol2:

I figured he would have someone read it to him when he say his name in the title. Of course that's assuming he could read his own name

With regard to Crowder's reading materials. Does he drag the 'puter to the outhouse with him?

 

[Crowderfarms]

Dun, to offend Crowder he would have to be able to comprehend what he reads. :lol2:

I figured he would have someone read it to him when he say his name in the title. Of course that's assuming he could read his own name

With regard to Crowder's reading materials. Does he drag the 'puter to the outhouse with him?

Folks I think yall have the wrong idea bout Out Houses. I mean do you think you should really do #1 and #2 inside your house? It's much better to do it outside. And Lammie I dont have to drag the puter with me.This outhouse has a built in puter a state of the art "Dingle Berry".

 

[flaboy]

With regard to Crowder's reading materials. Does he drag the 'puter to the outhouse with him?

He keeps a notebook out there I hear. You know the 3-ring type notebook. :lol2:

 

[dun]

Folks I think yall have the wrong idea bout Out Houses. I mean do you think you should really do #1 and #2 inside your house? It's much better to do it outside. And Lammie I dont have to drag the puter with me.This outhouse has a built in puter a state of the art "Dingle Berry".

That is high tech, like vegas with the slot machines in the crapper

 

[Lammie]

Folks I think yall have the wrong idea bout Out Houses. I mean do you think you should really do #1 and #2 inside your house? It's much better to do it outside. And Lammie I dont have to drag the puter with me.This outhouse has a built in puter a state of the art "Dingle Berry".

That is high tech, like vegas with the slot machines in the crapper

Do they really have slot machines in the bathrooms? I have never been to Vegas in my life, so I wouldn't know. I keep meaning to get out that way, though. It's never been high on my list of places to see, but a girl's weekend might me good.

Crowder, although computers in the outhouse might be nice, I bet they aren't near as functional as a Sears catalog.

 

[chrisy]

Do they really have slot machines in the bathrooms? I have never been to Vegas in my life, so I wouldn't know. I keep meaning to get out that way, though. It's never been high on my list of places to see, but a girl's weekend might me good.

Crowder, although computers in the outhouse might be nice, I bet they aren't near as functional as a Sears catalog.

I don't know 'bout that Lammie there is enough BS spoke on the net....pages and pages of it. :compute:

 

[Lammie]

I don't know if you can use web pages to clean your arse! :compute:

 

[backhoeboogie]

!You left out the real definition of "Relative Humidity"

:lol:

That definition not be as inherently obvious in the cooler climates - most notably outside of Tennessee. Dun should elaborate indeed

 

[chrisy]

I don't know if you can use web pages to clean your arse! :compute:

no it's the print out from these, you can use.... :tiphat:

 

[dun]

I don't know if you can use web pages to clean your arse! :compute:

no it's the print out from these, you can use.... :tiphat:

I figured wiping with a keyboard would be pretty painfull

 

[pwilli3]

That is high tech, like vegas with the slot machines in the crapper[/quote]

Do they really have slot machines in the bathrooms? I have never been to Vegas in my life, so I wouldn't know. I keep meaning to get out that way, though. It's never been high on my list of places to see, but a girl's weekend might me good.

Crowder, although computers in the outhouse might be nice, I bet they aren't near as functional as a Sears catalog.[/quote]


I have been to vegas numerous times to see the PBR world finals. I have stayed at many different places. I have never seen any slot machines in the crappers.[/quote]

They have such machines. The problem is they don't pay out as much as the machines on the main floor, so they don't advertise them as much. You can drop a load, and never win a dang thing.