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Holstein rescues flaming midget when highwire act goes awry
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<blockquote data-quote="Beefy" data-source="post: 195473" data-attributes="member: 57"><p>There once was a fire-breathing midget from Nantucket...</p><p></p><p>His name was Bruno. Bruno was by no means your average midget. Although he went to the local school for midgets and looked like your typical midget, and mastered the art of midgetry, he always knew in his wee little heart that he was special, and destined for great things. All of his midget friends aspired to be carnies (well except for the class flirt but thats a different story) but not Bruno! Bruno longed to be a cattle baron. As you can imagine, many obstacles stood in Bruno's way, though. For one thing, everyone knows that cattle hate midgets. But Bruno was determined to rise above. He took a job at the local circus as a highwire artist to save up enough to buy his first cow. "How humiliating," Bruno thought. But a midgets gotta do what a midgets gotta do. afterall, errrbody gotta start somewhere. Bruno asked around to find out what the best breed of cattle for him to get would be. everyone told him angus except for the local drunkard who proclaimed that beefmaster was the only breed to consider. So off Bruno went to look at some Angus cows. At the first farm he went to all the angus cows ran away, b/c lets face it, midgets are creepy. Bruno was discouraged. "How am i ever going to be a great cattle baron if all the cattle are creeped out by me," wondered Bruno. Then, out of the corner of his eye, Bruno spotted a lone cow. she stuck out like a sore thumb on this magnificent angus farm. she was a dainty thing, with an almost flaxen mane, a white face on a red body, one eye, and three teats shaped like a football. </p><p></p><p>(to be continued...)</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Beefy, post: 195473, member: 57"] There once was a fire-breathing midget from Nantucket... His name was Bruno. Bruno was by no means your average midget. Although he went to the local school for midgets and looked like your typical midget, and mastered the art of midgetry, he always knew in his wee little heart that he was special, and destined for great things. All of his midget friends aspired to be carnies (well except for the class flirt but thats a different story) but not Bruno! Bruno longed to be a cattle baron. As you can imagine, many obstacles stood in Bruno's way, though. For one thing, everyone knows that cattle hate midgets. But Bruno was determined to rise above. He took a job at the local circus as a highwire artist to save up enough to buy his first cow. "How humiliating," Bruno thought. But a midgets gotta do what a midgets gotta do. afterall, errrbody gotta start somewhere. Bruno asked around to find out what the best breed of cattle for him to get would be. everyone told him angus except for the local drunkard who proclaimed that beefmaster was the only breed to consider. So off Bruno went to look at some Angus cows. At the first farm he went to all the angus cows ran away, b/c lets face it, midgets are creepy. Bruno was discouraged. "How am i ever going to be a great cattle baron if all the cattle are creeped out by me," wondered Bruno. Then, out of the corner of his eye, Bruno spotted a lone cow. she stuck out like a sore thumb on this magnificent angus farm. she was a dainty thing, with an almost flaxen mane, a white face on a red body, one eye, and three teats shaped like a football. (to be continued...) [/QUOTE]
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