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<blockquote data-quote="I luv herfrds" data-source="post: 614672" data-attributes="member: 5917"><p>Now I have been cooking since I was 5 years old and done a few screw ups.</p><p>My worst one dealt with a pumpkin pie. I had only bought one pumpkin that was turned into a Jack O Lantern. Well after Halloween I baked it up and froze the pulp. guess what I made for Thanksgiving that year. <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /> <img src="data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAIAAAAAAAP///yH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAIBRAA7" class="smilie smilie--sprite smilie--sprite10" alt=":oops:" title="Oops! :oops:" loading="lazy" data-shortname=":oops:" /> Maybe I shouldn't of said anything, but I thought my folks were going to murder me.</p><p></p><p>I have to say the Thanksgiving that kept me in stitches was the one in which my oldest sister was first married. They were living in California. Now a little history on my sister she cannot cook and has messed up Jello and instant pudding.</p><p>The phone calls started at around 7am. First one went along these lines. "What do you mean how long does it take to thaw a turkey out? About 3 or 4 days. How big is your turkey? Why did you buy a 20lb turkey for just you 2? How many guys did he invite? Will it fit in your microwave? Well get to thawing."</p><p>Second call. "How many boxes of Stove Top do you need? Well more then one for 6 of you. Any stores open? Send him out."</p><p>By about the 5th call I was just laughing my self silly.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="I luv herfrds, post: 614672, member: 5917"] Now I have been cooking since I was 5 years old and done a few screw ups. My worst one dealt with a pumpkin pie. I had only bought one pumpkin that was turned into a Jack O Lantern. Well after Halloween I baked it up and froze the pulp. guess what I made for Thanksgiving that year. :oops: :oops: :oops: Maybe I shouldn't of said anything, but I thought my folks were going to murder me. I have to say the Thanksgiving that kept me in stitches was the one in which my oldest sister was first married. They were living in California. Now a little history on my sister she cannot cook and has messed up Jello and instant pudding. The phone calls started at around 7am. First one went along these lines. "What do you mean how long does it take to thaw a turkey out? About 3 or 4 days. How big is your turkey? Why did you buy a 20lb turkey for just you 2? How many guys did he invite? Will it fit in your microwave? Well get to thawing." Second call. "How many boxes of Stove Top do you need? Well more then one for 6 of you. Any stores open? Send him out." By about the 5th call I was just laughing my self silly. [/QUOTE]
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