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Jogeephus

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Come knocking on my door at 1:00 a.m because you didn't want to call me on the phone for fear of disturbing me. :???:
 
That's certainly a strange one!

In the days before cell phones were common, I had a strange friend..
He'd call me and say weird stuff.. like "Is that you?", or "where are you"?... Of course it's me, and this is my home phone, I guess I'm going to be at home!

He was a little short changed on social skills...
 
Don't know about you folks but someone comes knocking at my door (especially the front door) at 1:00 am is going to greeted with a .45 sticking up their nose.

Here's one: "…going to buy a hot water heater."
 
I used to say anybody out after midnight was up to no good. I'm getting older now, I'm thinking about changing that to 10:00.
 
lavacarancher":37ymfot6 said:
Don't know about you folks but someone comes knocking at my door (especially the front door) at 1:00 am is going to greeted with a .45 sticking up their nose.

Here's one: "…going to buy a hot water heater."
I always sort of chuckle when I hear folks say "Hot water heater". :lol2:
 
Jogeephus":fnr5y96x said:
Come knocking on my door at 1:00 a.m because you didn't want to call me on the phone for fear of disturbing me. :???:
You've got to keep people like this on your radar. They are not predictable. Your example is just one of many to watch out for. This is what happens when chemicals are ingested by someone who is hard wired stupid to begin with.
 
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ga.prime":1ook2uml said:
I bet it was somebody stuck in the mud or slid in the ditch.

We use to get people coming up here in the middle of the night looking to be pulled out of a ditch. Now days if I didn't know you don't think I would open the door.
 
TexasBred":279b92ou said:
lavacarancher":279b92ou said:
Don't know about you folks but someone comes knocking at my door (especially the front door) at 1:00 am is going to greeted with a .45 sticking up their nose.

Here's one: "…going to buy a hot water heater."
I always sort of chuckle when I hear folks say "Hot water heater". :lol2:

While that one makes me snicker as well, the one that makes me CRINGE is

"Can you take the stew meat out of the freezer to UNTHAW it"
 
lavacarancher":3v64rl2u said:
Don't know about you folks but someone comes knocking at my door (especially the front door) at 1:00 am is going to greeted with a .45 sticking up their nose.

Here's one: "…going to buy a hot water heater."

45 was my pick too. My daughter had a .22 revolver for back up.

Fella needed something that could have waited till morning. Got him sorted out and on his way with his sign.
 

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