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<blockquote data-quote="Just_a_girl" data-source="post: 473001" data-attributes="member: 2128"><p>QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME... </p><p> </p><p></p><p>Can you cry under water? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>How important does a person have to be</p><p></p><p>before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. </p><p>but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"?</p><p>Where's that extra penny going to? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing</p><p>the clothes you were buried in for eternity? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why does a round pizza come in a square box? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>What disease did cured ham actually have? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out</p><p>it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"</p><p>when babies wake up like every two hours? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings</p><p>and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why do doctors leave the room while you change?</p><p>They're going to see you naked anyway. </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why do toasters always have a setting</p><p>that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,</p><p>which no decent human being would eat? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares,</p><p>why is there a stupid song about him? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane ? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,</p><p>why can't he fix a hole in a boat? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?</p><p>They're both dogs! </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables,</p><p>what is baby oil made from? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>If electricity comes from electrons,</p><p>does morality come from morons? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star</p><p>have the same tune? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Why did you just try singing the two songs above? </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face,</p><p>he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,</p><p>he sticks his head out the window? </p><p></p><p></p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p></p><p>Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address</p><p>in the first place?</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Just_a_girl, post: 473001, member: 2128"] QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME... Can you cry under water? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do you have to "put your two cents in".. but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does a round pizza come in a square box? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What disease did cured ham actually have? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the HOV lane ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why did you just try singing the two songs above? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place? [/QUOTE]
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