Happy Birthday Calman!!

[LazyARanch]

Have a wonderful day for your birthday!!! :banana: :banana: :banana:

:tiphat:

 

[alacattleman]

happy birthday :tiphat:

 

[hillsdown]

Happy Birthday.. :wave:

 

[larryshoat]

Happy Birthday Cal!

Larry

 

[curtis]

Happy Birthday Cal, have a good one young man. :nod:

 

[showing71]

Happy birthday! Hope it's a good one!

 

[Crowderfarms]

Mr. Calman,

May we invoke the utmost highest wishes for a very wonderful Birthday. If you hear a knock on the door tonite around midnite, please let my present come in.She has special instructions from Uncle Crowder.

 

[curtis]

Mr. Crowder my friend , i hope the one you sent to Cal was a little better than the short fat girl that you sent to me on my Birthday last year.
She was pretty good until she eat a lot of hard boiled eggs and drank a 2 six packs of cheap beer. You talk about a gal that could pass gas, she sound like a bull bellering in back forty.
All was find until she lite a cigarette, blew my 2 bedroom trailer off the blocks.
Mr Cal, be very careful with that gift.

 

[greatgerts]

http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Beco...oman.aspx?cp-documentid=23664683&imageindex=1

Was this her?

 

[Calman]

Thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.Just another of the many birthdays I have had.
Did find 4 little fellers running around with their mommas though.

And Crowder I think somebody got mixed up on their instructions.The only visitor I had last night was a black kitty with a white stripe down it's back.And I can tell you for a fact those fellers love the fish food I had stored in the feed barn.Guess I'll have to play war again and use my new sniper rifle.

On second thought it could have possibly been one of your wimmens,after reading Curtis's thread.
Cause the only evidence I had this morning was about 25 pounds of fish food been eatin and the godawful oder they left behind.

Cal

 

[AngusLimoX]

On second thought it could have possibly been one of your wimmens,after reading Curtis's thread.
Cause the only evidence I had this morning was about 25 pounds of fish food been eatin and the godawful oder they left behind.

Cal

Yuck! Great reply Cal, ya ain't gettin older, your getting better!

Now Crowder prolly has some recipes for that kitty if your new smokepole leaves enough to cook.

 

[VanC]

Hope you had a good birthday, Cal.

 

[Calman]

On second thought it could have possibly been one of your wimmens,after reading Curtis's thread.
Cause the only evidence I had this morning was about 25 pounds of fish food been eatin and the godawful oder they left behind.

Cal

Yuck! Great reply Cal, ya ain't gettin older, your getting better!

Now Crowder prolly has some recipes for that kitty if your new smokepole leaves enough to cook.

Now I'm quite sure Crowder being the good feller he is would help me out on a recipe for them stinking ol pole cats but I think I'll pass.

Cal

 

[Caustic Burno]

Dang I'm late ;-) Happy Birth Day

 

[backhoeboogie]

I'm late too Cal. Company sent me off on a boondoggle Wednesday. Hopefully you had a really good one.

 

[bigbull338]

im late to happy birthday cal.