Craig-TX
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An old cowboy once told his grandson that the secret to a long life was to spread a little gunpowder on everything he ate. The boy religiously followed his granddad's advice all his life. He lived to be 98 years old, and when he died he left 14 children, 28 grandchildren, 56 great grandchildren, and a 15 foot hole in the wall of the crematorium.
