Two women friends had
gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives,
however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed
to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One
of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them.
Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with
that.
After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home.
The next day one of
the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got
to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no
panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other
husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass
that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you
gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives,
however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi
Breezers.
Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed
to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery.
One
of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her
panties and use them.
Her friend however was
wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin
them.
She was lucky enough to squat down next to a
grave that had a wreath
with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with
that.
After the girls did their business they
proceeded to go home.
The next day one of
the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and
innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the
other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got
to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst...my wife came home with no
panties!!'
'That's nothing' said the other
husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass
that said.....'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never
forget you
