Getting sued

[ctlbaron]

I am being sued by the dairy farmer that lives in the holler below my hilltop farm. The kids have raised a watermelon patch and have done extreamly well with it. The wind got up the other day and blew one off the hill. It rolled down the hill and hit the corner of his milk barn and drounded 4 of his best milk cows. Can anyone suggest a lawyer that will take my case?

 

[Ryder]

See if he will take a couple of those melons as an out of court settlement. If you have to hire a lawyer it will cost you all the watermelons you got.

 

[MikeC]

I am being sued by the dairy farmer that lives in the holler below my hilltop farm. The kids have raised a watermelon patch and have done extreamly well with it. The wind got up the other day and blew one off the hill. It rolled down the hill and hit the corner of his milk barn and drounded 4 of his best milk cows. Can anyone suggest a lawyer that will take my case?

First I would check to see if the barn was built to "Watermelonproof Specifications". You may be able to countersue the engineer and builder of the barn and be able to buy your watermelons from now own.

Source; My Attorney: Willie Cheatham.

 

[Crowderfarms]

Ctlbrn, like to refer you to a great local Firm...
Dewey, Screwum, and Howe. You'll be able to file a Countersuit and have your own Private Label Milk on the shelves by Noon Friday.

 

[Dave]

I would recommend using the firm that represented my ex-wife. We, Cheat'em, and Howe. With them working for you ownership of the dairy would just be the first step.

Dave

 

[MikeC]

Fleesum, Cummin, & Goin is also a good firm. ;-)

 

[cowgirl580]

I would recommend using the firm that represented my ex-wife. We, Cheat'em, and Howe. With them working for you ownership of the dairy would just be the first step.

Dave

i thought it was Duey, Cheat'em and Howe

 

[Crowderfarms]

I would recommend using the firm that represented my ex-wife. We, Cheat'em, and Howe. With them working for you ownership of the dairy would just be the first step.

Dave

i thought it was Duey, Cheat'em and Howe

You do know why they bury Lawyers 7 foot in the ground don't you?


Because deep down they are good people...

 

[Ryder]

Ever notice when non-lawyers say law, they just say law. But when a lawyer says the word, it is laawww.

 

[flaboy]

Well, I think the case is defensible. Let's see, Judge you know I had them watermelons almost ready to pick. That night I remember hearing a strange noise sort of like moo-thump, moo-thump, then I heard a loud crash. Now I can't prove it and that is why I haven't counter sued but I suspect that one of those cows came up here last night a tried to steal one of those watermelon. She must have slipped and rolled down the hill hence the moo-thump, moo-thump I heard that night. Now your honor, I don't feel I should be held responsible for this act of thievery that was beyond my control. Those other three wouldn't have drowned either if they hadn't been assigned as look outs. Why that big ol thieving cow must of tumbled down that hill cascading into that big water tank thereby causing it to rupture which then fell right on those other three watch out cows. Now your honor, assuming that the watermelon did in fact play a part in this unfortunate mishap, there is absolutely no proof to demonstrate exactly how that there melon came to be amongst those poor unfortunate floating, bloated, drowned cows. One other thing your honor, should the plaintiff decide to cross examine me, I don't recall a thing about any of this. Yo honor, I rest my case.

 

[ctlbaron]

Oh, I see how it is. Ya'll don't believe we grow watermelons like that in Tennessee? Well don't ask about our pumpkin crop last year.

 

[bigbull338]

im keeping my dog outta this hunt. but i want to know 1 thing.how in the heck could watermelons kill 2 holstein cows.an im assumming its a joke. lest ways im hoping so. scott.

 

[Cattle Rack Rancher]

I would recommend using the firm that represented my ex-wife. We, Cheat'em, and Howe. With them working for you ownership of the dairy would just be the first step.

Dave

i thought it was Duey, Cheat'em and Howe

You do know why they bury Lawyers 7 foot in the ground don't you?


Because deep down they are good people...

Come on now, I've always heard they don't bury lawyers, they just screw them into the ground.

 

[Arnold Ziffle]

ctlbaron, that's what you get for raising those big old Black Diamonds -- too much water. Try some Sugar Baby next year and maybe you'll just drown the dairy's cats. ;-)

 

[Mahoney Pursley Ranch]

im keeping my dog outta this hunt. but i want to know 1 thing.how in the heck could watermelons kill 2 holstein cows.an im assumming its a joke. lest ways im hoping so. scott.

A joke? Ya think. :roll:

 

[bigbull338]

yes i think it is. but ive heard of some real crazy things. scott

 

[Ryder]

Oh, I see how it is. Ya'll don't believe we grow watermelons like that in Tennessee? Well don't ask about our pumpkin crop last year.

Well I for one do believe you. Did the entire holler flood?
Would it be ok if a friend of mine and I came to sit and watch for an event in your pumpkin patch on a certain night? Friends name is C. Brown. He has a long eared dog, but its a good dog and want chase your cows.

 

[Old Dog/New Tricks]

New Lawyer down the road "Letmee, Deckem and Dickem I hear they dam good = = Distruction of a Championship Watermeleon, (did the cows eat seeds) Feed, Stolen seeds - Dickem has an undercove man - Lay Erdown that knows how to spread the case out and get deep into it - he is a slippery dude - -but with all that flooding he may need his rubbers

 

[Old Dog/New Tricks]

im keeping my dog outta this hunt. but i want to know 1 thing.how in the heck could watermelons kill 2 holstein cows.an im assumming its a joke. lest ways im hoping so. scott.

Deckem says - See we have an expert already

 

[Crowderfarms]

Oh, I see how it is. Ya'll don't believe we grow watermelons like that in Tennessee? Well don't ask about our pumpkin crop last year.

Ctlbaron, I was wondering if that 350 lb. Punkin I have growin' might be in need of a liability policy? I dont want to end up like you,