Fun things to do in an elevator.

[TREY-L]

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator .....


1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


4. Do Tai Chi exercises.


5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


6. Give religious tracts to each passenger.


7. Meow occasionally.


8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


9. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


10. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

 

[Earl Thigpen]

Don't turn around to face the door of the elevator. That makes folks real nervous.

 

[Lammie]

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator .....


5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


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This sounds like every day at my job. I got a kid with Down's who likes to announce loudly to everyone concerned when he sees any man, "That's my daddy!"

Little angel. We have had several long talks about it.

 

[angie1]

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator .....
1. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
2. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
3. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
4. Do Tai Chi exercises.
5. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
6. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
7. Meow occasionally.
8. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
9. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
10. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

$10 says you know this from personal experience Trey!! :lol2:

Don't turn around to face the door of the elevator. That makes folks real nervous.

You're right ~ I never thought of that before, but that is creepy......

 

[Crowderfarms]

I've always met with the greatest of sucess eating a few cans of Spam the night before knowing I have to ride in an elevator. Usually the sheer nervousness will cause a rash of Flatulence to be left behind in the elevator, to be enjoyed by the next riders.

 

[Jogeephus]

Crowder, so that was you! :lol:

I thought of something fun to do on an elvator one night after leaving the bar with my wife of one day but I learned that when you hit the stop button a gawd aweful alarm will go off and it is loud enough to wake most hotel guests at 1:00 a.m.

 

[TREY-L]

$10 says you know this from personal experience Trey!! :lol2:

You know me all too well........ ;-)

 

[TREY-L]

Crowder, so that was you! :lol:

I thought of something fun to do on an elvator one night after leaving the bar with my wife of one day but I learned that when you hit the stop button a gawd aweful alarm will go off and it is loud enough to wake most hotel guests at 1:00 a.m.

Yea!, they never show the alarms going off in the movies, kinda embarrassing when you try it in real life.