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<blockquote data-quote="chrisy" data-source="post: 527854" data-attributes="member: 3193"><p>Wife: What are you doing? </p><p></p><p>Husband : Nothing. </p><p></p><p>Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ! </p><p></p><p>Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p>Wife : Do you want dinner? </p><p></p><p>Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ?</p><p>Wife : Yes and no.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ? </p><p></p><p>Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears. </p><p></p><p>Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ? </p><p></p><p>Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself --- what other problem can be greater than this one ?</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p>Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. </p><p></p><p>Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. </p><p></p><p>Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet !</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. </p><p></p><p>Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.</p><p>Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> A newly married man asked his wife ' Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? ' </p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, ' I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! '</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> Girl to Boy: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. </p><p></p><p>Boy to Girl: Thanks for the early warning.</p><p> </p><p> --------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> Wife: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? </p><p></p><p>Husband: Your sense of humour.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="chrisy, post: 527854, member: 3193"] Wife: What are you doing? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ! Husband : I was looking for the expiry date. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife : Do you want dinner? Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ? Wife : Yes and no. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ? Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears. Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ? Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself --- what other problem can be greater than this one ? -------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet ! -------------------------------------------------------------------- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap. -------------------------------------------------------------------- A newly married man asked his wife ' Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? ' 'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, ' I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! ' -------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl to Boy: One kiss and I'll be yours forever. Boy to Girl: Thanks for the early warning. -------------------------------------------------------------------- Wife: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body? Husband: Your sense of humour. [/QUOTE]
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