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Wife: What are you doing?

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : Nothing ...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour !

Husband : I was looking for the expiry date.

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure ! What are my choices ?
Wife : Yes and no.

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Wife: You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why ?

Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture, and the problem disappears.

Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you ?

Hubby: Yes! I see your picture and ask myself --- what other problem can be greater than this one ?

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Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.

Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet !

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Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

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A newly married man asked his wife ' Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune ? '



'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, ' I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE ! '

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Girl to Boy: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.

Boy to Girl: Thanks for the early warning.

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Wife: What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?

Husband: Your sense of humour.
 

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