Does anyone on here practice Divination? I would like to employ a Prophet, Sage or an Oracle. It is getting impossible to plan any farming activities here based on weather forecasts. Over the last three years, rain seems to fall out of the sky without any foreword or warning. We must be 20 % over our annual allotment. Instead of 40 days and 40 nights of rain in one catastrophic event to rid the world of sinners like me, the objective here is to just drive us all to suicide.
Fortune Telling
- Thread starter Margonme
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TennesseeTuxedo
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As grass farmers we have to feel blessed with the amount of rainfall we've enjoyed in our region in 2016 and remain mindful that next year could bring drought conditions.
backhoeboogie
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We could make a sacrifice. Several politicians come to mind.
TennesseeTuxedo
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Margon, don't horse around with the Big Guy.
Margonme
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dun":3q76q6q8 said:
Yes. I don't want drought. I have not been able to clip my pastures for three weeks. I make one pass to check it and leave ruts. Did I ever mention that there is ONE thing I really hate: WEEDS. Especially, cockleburs.
M-5
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use a sprayer to kill the weeds , Its a heck of a lot cheaper than running a tractor .
M-5
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we have been very blessed this y even though we had weeks on end without rain for a few time this summer. I got hay wet on both cuttings this yr. I am fully convinced that most weathermen are going to hell when they die and their torture while in the pit of fire will be a thunder head that builds up and gets right up to where they are but wont rain on them to cool em off any.
D2Cat
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backhoeboogie":1j9eoy4d said:
Isn't a sacrifice to be unblemished, the best you have?
Jogeephus
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PM me your credit card number and for a nominal fee I'll tell you whatever it is you want to hear.
Bestoutwest
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D2Cat":1ultmym1 said:
Just use the most freshman senator, that'll work.
M-5":1ultmym1 said:
We usually go more than a month without rain, which is really strange moving from the eastern portion of the country. Even when I do get rain, I'm in a little weather alcove so I get considerably less than surrounding areas. I've even driven home in the rain and it will stop at my driveway.
M-5
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Margonme":2zs33sja said:
then do as the oldtimers did ....Pull them up by hand
M-5
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if you have 80 acres of porcupine eggs you should start over anyway
backhoeboogie
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dun":1635mw80 said:
You'd better listen to Dun. He remembers that age.
Commercialfarmer
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Margonme":19vjr35l said:
Panhandling for a lot of years can sure make a man's hands soft.
TennesseeTuxedo
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M-5":2u843yi3 said:
Please enlighten those of us who are unfamiliar with this expression.
