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<blockquote data-quote="Colorado2008" data-source="post: 403032" data-attributes="member: 4094"><p>> >> A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she </p><p>> >>eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the </p><p>> >>car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and </p><p>> >>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The </p><p>> >>lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to </p><p>> >>approaching drivers... </p><p>> >> </p><p>> >> Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It </p><p>> >>wasn't very long before a police car arrives. </p><p>> >> </p><p>> >> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the </p><p>> >>disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" </p><p>> >> </p><p>> >> "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. </p><p>> >> </p><p>> >> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing </p><p>> >>here by the road?!" asks the Officer... </p><p>> >> </p><p>> >> "Hellll-looo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. </p><p>> >> </p><p>> >> </p><p>> ></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Colorado2008, post: 403032, member: 4094"] > >> A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she > >>eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the > >>car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and > >>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The > >>lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to > >>approaching drivers... > >> > >> Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It > >>wasn't very long before a police car arrives. > >> > >> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the > >>disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" > >> > >> "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly. > >> > >> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing > >>here by the road?!" asks the Officer... > >> > >> "Hellll-looo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied. > >> > >> > > [/QUOTE]
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