Colorado2008
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> >> A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day so she
> >>eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
> >>car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
> >>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
> >>lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to
> >>approaching drivers...
> >>
> >> Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It
> >>wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
> >>
> >> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
> >>disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
> >>
> >> "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
> >>
> >> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
> >>here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
> >>
> >> "Hellll-looo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
> >>
> >>
> >
> >>eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the
> >>car and opens the trunk, takes out two cardboard men, unfolds them and
> >>stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The
> >>lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to
> >>approaching drivers...
> >>
> >> Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It
> >>wasn't very long before a police car arrives.
> >>
> >> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
> >>disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?"
> >>
> >> "My car broke down, Officer" says the woman, calmly.
> >>
> >> "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing
> >>here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
> >>
> >> "Hellll-looo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
> >>
> >>
> >
ha ha ha 
