Crowderfarms
Well-known member
As reported by the Jacksonville Times Union
AP) Wire Service
Here in North Florida, Northern Hospitality, can be a hard thing to find, and a harder thing to Fathom. But thanks to a local man named Flaboy+ and his newly formed partnership with a man named MikeC from the Montgomery Alabama area, Northerners are a glow with this new Bed and Breakfast.
Flaboy+, and MikeC were tired of fighting an ongoing Battle with Northerners invading their Beloved Southern Locales, so they figured, if we cant beat em' we'd join em. Flaboy+, guest services manager, offers his guests over 50 Shuffleboard Courts, geriatric Hot Tubs and a complimentary Fleet Enema with every stay. MikeC teaches deep water Aerobics, and runs the kitchen, and makes some of the Best Prune Cocktails, South of the Mason Dixon Line.
Each room is complimented with a defibulator, and Life Call system.
When we tried to interview MikeC, we were told he was at a local Sam's Club, picking up another load of Depends and Citrate of Magnesium.
We interviewed a Guest by the name of Caustic Burno, from Newark, New Jersey. I'm VERY impressed with the services here, my Wife and I will return for many years to come. We feel right at home here, adding MikeC and Flaboy+ go out of their way for all their "special" guests.
Another Guest, a Mr. Ctlbaron, hailing from Yonkers N.Y. says, "I love the Early Bird Buffet", "my teeth are sensitive, and the Rice and Bread puddings are Fabulous".Just as good as my Mother from Checkyslovakia Made!
Another guest, haliling from Orange Beach, Michigan, Mr. Macon Gravlee, declined any comment. I just want to go home, they locked me in the Steam Room, with a Large woman only identifying herself as Mona.
For reservations, you may call Toll Free; 1-800- FLA-MIKE.
AP) Wire ServiceHere in North Florida, Northern Hospitality, can be a hard thing to find, and a harder thing to Fathom. But thanks to a local man named Flaboy+ and his newly formed partnership with a man named MikeC from the Montgomery Alabama area, Northerners are a glow with this new Bed and Breakfast.
Flaboy+, and MikeC were tired of fighting an ongoing Battle with Northerners invading their Beloved Southern Locales, so they figured, if we cant beat em' we'd join em. Flaboy+, guest services manager, offers his guests over 50 Shuffleboard Courts, geriatric Hot Tubs and a complimentary Fleet Enema with every stay. MikeC teaches deep water Aerobics, and runs the kitchen, and makes some of the Best Prune Cocktails, South of the Mason Dixon Line.
Each room is complimented with a defibulator, and Life Call system.
When we tried to interview MikeC, we were told he was at a local Sam's Club, picking up another load of Depends and Citrate of Magnesium.
We interviewed a Guest by the name of Caustic Burno, from Newark, New Jersey. I'm VERY impressed with the services here, my Wife and I will return for many years to come. We feel right at home here, adding MikeC and Flaboy+ go out of their way for all their "special" guests.
Another Guest, a Mr. Ctlbaron, hailing from Yonkers N.Y. says, "I love the Early Bird Buffet", "my teeth are sensitive, and the Rice and Bread puddings are Fabulous".Just as good as my Mother from Checkyslovakia Made!
Another guest, haliling from Orange Beach, Michigan, Mr. Macon Gravlee, declined any comment. I just want to go home, they locked me in the Steam Room, with a Large woman only identifying herself as Mona.
For reservations, you may call Toll Free; 1-800- FLA-MIKE.
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