Fla-Boy caught Again!

[MikeC]

Police: Half-Naked Man Found In Garage
Suspect Wearing Only Underwear Arrested

POSTED: 12:35 am EDT June 20, 2007
UPDATED: 12:44 am EDT June 20, 2007

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PORT ST. JOHN, Fla. -- A Port St. John homeowner got an unusual surprise when he got home Monday night -- a half-naked man in his garage.

Brevard County sheriff's deputies arrested the man, Deric A. Suazzo-AKA FlaBoy, 20, and charged him with resisting without violence. Burglary charges are pending, Lt. Mike DeMorat told Local 6 News partner Florida Today.

According to DeMorat, when the unidentified homeowner opened his garage door on Clearfield Avenue at 6:45 p.m., he allegedly saw Suazzo, wearing only underwear, standing against the garage wall.


The homeowner apparently wielded a wooden board, keeping Suazzo in the garage until deputies arrived.

Watch Local 6 News for more on this story.

 

[DrumRunner728]

Bet he was looking for welding equipment to make those horseshoe items.

 

[flaboy?]

Hey, I run around in my underwear all the time. It's comfortable. The problem with this story is I'm a long ways from 20 dang-it.

 

[Bullbuyer]

I thought flaboy was getting some treatment for his problems with indecent exposure - guess that Crowder Clinic just ain't gettin' it.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I heard the real story on Fox News...Seems the feller with the board in his hand was a former "patron' at Flaboy's B&B. Flaboy, you got to quit slippin' Cialis in them men's drinks. It aint right son.

 

[Alan]

I keep trying to tell you Flaboy, the biggest difference between you and me is that I can stand in a strangers garage in my underwear and not get caught! :shock:

Alan

 

[Beefy]

at least he wasnt handcuffed this time.

 

[flaboy?]

Hey, does a tree make a sound if it falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it?

So, it is only indecent if someone looks at me in my undies. They don't have to look but I guess if they are I should get some without holes. :shock:

 

[MikeC]

I heard the real story on Fox News...Seems the feller with the board in his hand was a former "patron' at Flaboy's B&B. Flaboy, you got to quit slippin' Cialis in them men's drinks. It aint right son.

So......are you saying that this wasn't a "wooden" board he was holding in his hand? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[warpaint]

Not the mental picture I was hopin to carry around all day. :shock:

 

[backhoeboogie]

Not the mental picture I was hopin to carry around all day. :shock:

:lol: :lol:

 

[flaboy?]

Not the mental picture I was hopin to carry around all day. :shock:

Ah, come on warpaint. I know you have seen far worse. I mean you have been around Crowder right? :lol:

 

[MikeC]

Not the mental picture I was hopin to carry around all day. :shock:

Paint, draw us a mental picture. Please.

We want to see just how demented you Tennessean's are. :lol:

 

[warpaint]

Not the mental picture I was hopin to carry around all day. :shock:

Paint, draw us a mental picture. Please.

We want to see just how demented you Tennessean's are. :lol:

We aint all demented ya know.

Havin never met flaboy in person, I can only go on what I know about him. Being as how he's from Florida, I'll go out on a limb an say he carries a farmers tan akin to a walnut.

Now, put that together with snow white skin, (where the sun don't shine), in skivvies, wearin nuthin else but a smile, an I think you would have a pretty good idea what it would look like. :shock:

 

[Oldtimer]

Flaboy--now tell us where the homeowners wife was hiding and her state of dress ;-)

 

[MikeC]

Not the mental picture I was hopin to carry around all day. :shock:

Paint, draw us a mental picture. Please.

We want to see just how demented you Tennessean's are. :lol:

We aint all demented ya know.

Havin never met flaboy in person, I can only go on what I know about him. Being as how he's from Florida, I'll go out on a limb an say he carries a farmers tan akin to a walnut.

Now, put that together with snow white skin, (where the sun don't shine), in skivvies, wearin nuthin else but a smile, an I think you would have a pretty good idea what it would look like. :shock:

That is a pretty ugly picture, I'll have to admit.

 

[flaboy?]

Flaboy--now tell us where the homeowners wife was hiding and her state of dress ;-)

An honorable Southern man would never dishonor a Southern lady. You should know better than to ask such a question.

One thing they failed to mention is that this person whom many on here thinks is me, was carrying a small bottle of liquor at the time. You see, this person knows that to run around in his birthday suit and get away with it you have to play drunk. :lol:

We had northerner come down here, put on a Captain America suit and carry some of that wacky tobacky and think he could pull it off. Ha, how little they know.