TexasBred
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Four married guys go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place: First guy:
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife I will build a new pool deck."
Third guy: You both have it easy! I had to promise to remodel the kitchen."
They continue fishing then realize the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing. What's the deal"?
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"? She said, "Wear sun-block."
"You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife I will paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing. I had to promise my wife I will build a new pool deck."
Third guy: You both have it easy! I had to promise to remodel the kitchen."
They continue fishing then realize the fourth guy has not said a word. So they ask him. "You haven't said what you had to do to come fishing. What's the deal"?
Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. It went off, I shut it off, gave the wife a nudge and said, "Fishing or Sex"? She said, "Wear sun-block."
