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<blockquote data-quote="IluvABbeef" data-source="post: 248211" data-attributes="member: 3739"><p>An old cowboy went to church for the first time in his life and told his friend about the experience.</p><p></p><p>"I tied my horse to a tree in the corral," the cowboy said.</p><p></p><p>"At church, that's called a parking lot," his friend explained.</p><p></p><p>"Then I went up some steps and through the main gate," the cowboy continued.</p><p></p><p>"That's called the front door in a church," his friend related.</p><p></p><p>"Inside, a man in a suit and tie gave me a piece of paper and pointed to a chute I should go down," the cowboy said.</p><p></p><p>"In a church that's called an aisle," his friend replied.</p><p></p><p>"Then I saw an empty stall and sat down," the cowboy said.</p><p></p><p>"That's called a pew," his friend stated matter-of-factly.</p><p></p><p>"Oh," the cowboy answered, "that's exactly what the nice lady next to me said: 'P-U'"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="IluvABbeef, post: 248211, member: 3739"] An old cowboy went to church for the first time in his life and told his friend about the experience. "I tied my horse to a tree in the corral," the cowboy said. "At church, that's called a parking lot," his friend explained. "Then I went up some steps and through the main gate," the cowboy continued. "That's called the front door in a church," his friend related. "Inside, a man in a suit and tie gave me a piece of paper and pointed to a chute I should go down," the cowboy said. "In a church that's called an aisle," his friend replied. "Then I saw an empty stall and sat down," the cowboy said. "That's called a pew," his friend stated matter-of-factly. "Oh," the cowboy answered, "that's exactly what the nice lady next to me said: 'P-U'" [/QUOTE]
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