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I can relate to that Isom. Toilets are a simpl;e design of course. The flush water (and poop) goes down, then up over a hump made into the porcelain , then finally down thru and out the down pipe.

But, did ya know a not- exactly-round and buoyant object will flush clean out of sight, but get stuck, floating in the top of that hump? Toilet will work perfect for flushing just liquid, but will have to be plunged everytime someone poops in it. You'll get everything plunged out, flush it to try it, and seems to work fine and does, till the next person poops in it. Thanks kids, I really enjoyed pulling that toilet from it's mount, toting it out into the yard, turning it upside down, and removing that 40W light bulb.

Did you also know, that if someone takes a regular Bic pen into your bathroom, and just pokes it into your toilet plunger, then pulls it right out, that the hole will just disappear for all intents and purposes, but when you go to use that plunger on a nasty poopie clog, that the all but invisible hole will open up from the pressure inside the rubber plunger and squirt nasty old poop water right up at you? Now you know what to do the next time you are at someone's house and you hated their snooty better-than-you/my-poop-don't-stink attitude....just excuse yourself and ask where the bathroom is......
 
greybeard said:
I can relate to that Isom. Toilets are a simpl;e design of course. The flush water (and poop) goes down, then up over a hump made into the porcelain , then finally down thru and out the down pipe.

But, did ya know a not- exactly-round and buoyant object will flush clean out of sight, but get stuck, floating in the top of that hump? Toilet will work perfect for flushing just liquid, but will have to be plunged everytime someone poops in it. You'll get everything plunged out, flush it to try it, and seems to work fine and does, till the next person poops in it. Thanks kids, I really enjoyed pulling that toilet from it's mount, toting it out into the yard, turning it upside down, and removing that 40W light bulb.

Did you also know, that if someone takes a regular Bic pen into your bathroom, and just pokes it into your toilet plunger, then pulls it right out, that the hole will just disappear for all intents and purposes, but when you go to use that plunger on a nasty poopie clog, that the all but invisible hole will open up from the pressure inside the rubber plunger and squirt nasty old poop water right up at you? Now you know what to do the next time you are at someone's house and you hated their snooty better-than-you/my-poop-don't-stink attitude....just excuse yourself and ask where the bathroom is......[/quote]

GB i think i like you more every day. That's just downright diabolical!
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the things I have learned on this cattle board that have nothing what so ever to do with cattle....

and yall wonder why I won't go away.....
 
greybeard":3e50zorw said:
I can relate to that Isom. Toilets are a simpl;e design of course. The flush water (and poop) goes down, then up over a hump made into the porcelain , then finally down thru and out the down pipe.

But, did ya know a not- exactly-round and buoyant object will flush clean out of sight, but get stuck, floating in the top of that hump? Toilet will work perfect for flushing just liquid, but will have to be plunged everytime someone poops in it. You'll get everything plunged out, flush it to try it, and seems to work fine and does, till the next person poops in it. Thanks kids, I really enjoyed pulling that toilet from it's mount, toting it out into the yard, turning it upside down, and removing that 40W light bulb.

Did you also know, that if someone takes a regular Bic pen into your bathroom, and just pokes it into your toilet plunger, then pulls it right out, that the hole will just disappear for all intents and purposes, but when you go to use that plunger on a nasty poopie clog, that the all but invisible hole will open up from the pressure inside the rubber plunger and squirt nasty old poop water right up at you? Now you know what to do the next time you are at someone's house and you hated their snooty better-than-you/my-poop-don't-stink attitude....just excuse yourself and ask where the bathroom is......
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Im crying over here. I counldnt even read it to my wife.
 
That's enough about poop. Let's think about something pleasant:

It wasn't the women that killed ole Bill,
Or the whiskey he drank that took his breath,
It was a little fly that crawled up his butt and tickled ole Bill to death.
 
greybeard":19shuwos said:
I can relate to that Isom. Toilets are a simpl;e design of course. The flush water (and poop) goes down, then up over a hump made into the porcelain , then finally down thru and out the down pipe.

But, did ya know a not- exactly-round and buoyant object will flush clean out of sight, but get stuck, floating in the top of that hump? Toilet will work perfect for flushing just liquid, but will have to be plunged everytime someone poops in it. You'll get everything plunged out, flush it to try it, and seems to work fine and does, till the next person poops in it. Thanks kids, I really enjoyed pulling that toilet from it's mount, toting it out into the yard, turning it upside down, and removing that 40W light bulb.

Did you also know, that if someone takes a regular Bic pen into your bathroom, and just pokes it into your toilet plunger, then pulls it right out, that the hole will just disappear for all intents and purposes, but when you go to use that plunger on a nasty poopie clog, that the all but invisible hole will open up from the pressure inside the rubber plunger and squirt nasty old poop water right up at you? Now you know what to do the next time you are at someone's house and you hated their snooty better-than-you/my-poop-don't-stink attitude....just excuse yourself and ask where the bathroom is......
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gb, you just made my day, gotta admit that my sense of humor is still warped! I'm starting my day off with a really good laugh.
 

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