warpaint
Well-known member
"Hello, is this here the Sheriif's office?"
"Yes it is, how can I help you sir?"
"I want to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's drillin holes in his farwood, and hidin marijuana in it."
The next day, the Sherrif and his deputies descended on Virgil's house, went out to his shed , and with axes busted every piece of firewwod they saw.
Finding no marijuana, they just glared at Virgil and left.
"Hello, is this Virgil?"
"Yup"
"Virgil, this is Floyd, did the sheriff come to your house?"
"Yup"
"Happy birthday, buddy."
Who says Rednecks are dumb?
"Yes it is, how can I help you sir?"
"I want to report my neighbor Virgil Smith. He's drillin holes in his farwood, and hidin marijuana in it."
The next day, the Sherrif and his deputies descended on Virgil's house, went out to his shed , and with axes busted every piece of firewwod they saw.
Finding no marijuana, they just glared at Virgil and left.
"Hello, is this Virgil?"
"Yup"
"Virgil, this is Floyd, did the sheriff come to your house?"
"Yup"
"Happy birthday, buddy."
Who says Rednecks are dumb?
