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chrisy

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Senior Exercises

The Doc told me to start an exercise program.
Not wanting to harm this old body, I've devised the following:

MONDAY
Beat around the bush
Jump to conclusions
Climb the walls
Wade through the morning paper

TUESDAY
Drag my heels
Push my luck
Make mountains out of mole hills
Hit the nail on the head

WEDNESDAY
Bend over backwards
Jump on the Band Wagon
Run around in circles

THURSDAY
Advise Prime Minister on how to run the country..
Toot my own horn..
Pull out all the stops..
Add fuel to the fire..

FRIDAY
Open a can of worms..
Put my foot in my mouth..
Start the ball rolling..
Go over the edge..

SATURDAY
Pick up the pieces..


SUNDAY
Kneel in prayer..
Bow my head in thanksgiving..
Uplift my hands in praise..
Hug someone and encourage them..
 
I tried that exercise thing once....
had to give it up cause the ice cubes kept bouncing out of my glass.... :lol:
 
MrGale":3w4tvlbk said:
I tried that exercise thing once....
had to give it up cause the ice cubes kept bouncing out of my glass
.... :lol:
love it.. :lol: :lol: :D
 

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