Entertainment named for Crowder's Get-to-Gether

[Nowland Farms]

Crowder and Associates is pleased to announce the Enterainment for the Crowder Farms Get-to-gether for Memorial Day Weekend.

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[VanC]

I've been staring at this picture for 10 min. and still can't think of anything to say. I'm utterly speechless.

MODERATOR: PLEASE DELETE!! :shock:

 

[VanC]

I CAN'T STOP STARING AT IT!

Somebody please help me.

 

[backhoeboogie]

That doesn't look like a one ton truck. And - I'm not even sure if my one ton could handle that big of a load especially out on the end of the tailgate. No way they could fit in the front seats either. Think I'd have to cart them around in the caterpillar, front bucket of the hoe, or else front bucket of the loader. (wouldn't want to bend the tractor bucket)

If you could get them on a pallet, you could load them on the flatbed. Be sure to keep them on the axles.

 

[MikeC]

That's a hoot, Nowland. Those are the kind you have to roll in flour. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Crowderfarms]

Nowland. Why'd you have to go and spoil the 'BIG' surprise?

As Warpaint suggested, we now can confirm we have a spy in our organiztion. If anyone wants to eat at the GitTogether, I would refrain from further comment.These two Dolls are the BBQ world champs from Montgomery, Alabama. That's 'Dothan Dottie' on the left, and "Ardmore Annie" on the right. They're known for a great breakfast too, with their Scrambled Legs, oops I meant Scrambled eggs.VanC and MikeC, now I know you'll both be attending, now that the Cats out of the bag.I'd also like to give a hearty thanks To Leroy's Lowboy Service, for getting these girls to us.

 

[Lammie]

This is why spandex should be outlawed.

 

[Lammie]

Crowder and Associates is pleased to announce the Enterainment for the Crowder Farms Get-to-gether for Memorial Day Weekend.




How would someone...? Oh, never mind!

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[Crowderfarms]

You'll have to ask Mike and Van. they'll tell you.I can guess it's done in a stall.

 

[flaboy-]

And I thought it was RebelCritter and Cowgirl posting their pictures. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Then I came to my senses and realized they didn't have Wranglers or Levi's on unless they are hidden in there somewhere.

 

[ctlbaron]

Entertainment? What the he!! are they gonna do that we want to see? Anyway we will have to get there before they do or we won't have anything to eat. There will have to be a lot of liquor there to get these two looking good. Are they billed as a ton of fun? I hope you are paying them by the hour and not the pound. Holy Moly. That's like a bad car wreck. You don't want to look but you just gotta.

 

[aplusmnt]

I am curious what kind of entertainment they will be providing? Will they be doing some sort of dance? Or maybe a comedic routine telling "You Momma so fat jokes"? Or maybe using that Hula Hoop on the ground in some routine, and if so were will it fit and how will they spin it?

Ps. would this be inappropriate place for a fat Joke?

Them girls are so Fat, that people jog around them for exercise

 

[Crowderfarms]

I am curious what kind of entertainment they will be providing? Will they be doing some sort of dance? Or maybe a comedic routine telling "You Momma so fat jokes"? Or maybe using that Hula Hoop on the ground in some routine, and if so were will it fit and how will they spin it?

Ps. would this be inappropriate place for a fat Joke?

Them girls are so Fat, that people jog around them for exercise

I immagine they'll be Hula Hooping with Hay Rings.Their Caloric intake must be enormous.If anyone tries to flirt with them, and pick em' up, I'm in no way responsible for injury. ;-)

 

[Crowderfarms]

Entertainment? What the he!! are they gonna do that we want to see? Anyway we will have to get there before they do or we won't have anything to eat. There will have to be a lot of liquor there to get these two looking good. Are they billed as a ton of fun? I hope you are paying them by the hour and not the pound. Holy Moly. That's like a bad car wreck. You don't want to look but you just gotta.

Ol' Leroy's truckin' them in a day or 2 before the GitTogether.They'll need to stabilize a few days and get used to new surroundings.I'm not paying them a thing. They answered to us needing Volunteers. No fat jokes. They have glandular issues.They see food, and secrete spit and eat.I'll have the feed bin filled when they arrive.

 

[flaboy-]

This pair wouldn't even look good at closing time. ;-)

 

[aplusmnt]

I think I saw one of those girls the other day a Denny's, waitress handed her the Menu and she said OK and handed it back to her

Crowder I hope free food was not in the contract you signed with these girls. If so Cypress will have to bring a bunch of Crawdads, them little tails just don't add up very fast. But then again I see them eating the whole crawdad in one bite.

And he might need more than that one good bottle of Tequila he brought back from Porto Rica, to get Flaboy and MikeC interested.

 

[Crowderfarms]

I think I saw one of those girls the other day a Denny's, waitress handed her the Menu and she said OK and handed it back to her

Crowder I hope free food was not in the contract you signed with these girls. If so Cypress will have to bring a bunch of Crawdads, them little tails just don't add up very fast. But then again I see them eating the whole crawdad in one bite.

And he might need more than that one good bottle of Tequila he brought back from Porto Rica, to get Flaboy and MikeC interested.

Aplus, Sprayed the screen again with that Denny's wise crack. That was good.

 

[aplusmnt]

I think I saw one of those girls the other day a Denny's, waitress handed her the Menu and she said OK and handed it back to her

Crowder I hope free food was not in the contract you signed with these girls. If so Cypress will have to bring a bunch of Crawdads, them little tails just don't add up very fast. But then again I see them eating the whole crawdad in one bite.

And he might need more than that one good bottle of Tequila he brought back from Porto Rica, to get Flaboy and MikeC interested.

Aplus, Sprayed the screen again with that Denny's wise crack. That was good.

I do offer a cleaning service for those kinds of problems ;-)

 

[warpaint]

Aplus, you are already under contract with the administration.
Now ,get to work. My screen needs cleanin too! After lookin at that pic, I lost my breakfast!

 

[aplusmnt]

Aplus, you are already under contract with the administration.
Now ,get to work. My screen needs cleanin too! After lookin at that pic, I lost my breakfast!

I thought my security clearance was denied after it was discovered I had a "Vote for Hilary in 08" bumper sticker on my Truck?