embarrassing moments?????

[chrisy]

after reading the thread about the embarrassing moment of the kid in the stall....What's your most embarassing moment with you kids......

With my eldest Daughter it was shouting at the top of her voice while riding the bus....'Mummy look at that man over there isn't he fat. No Mummy look'. no matter what I said to her she wouldn't shut up she was about 4 at the time....

With my Son he was 2, In a crowded post office he tugged so hard at my skirt it was around my ankles before I could do anything about it....

 

[angie2]

I was in the bank filling out a form. I was wearing a light sundress. My daughter was 3 at the time and I wasn't paying too much attention to her as I was focused on what I was doing. Anyhow ~ got to feeling a little chilly so I turned my head and she had my sundress pulled up to almost the middle of my back. I still get teased about that every now and again in town :roll:

I have 100 (stories..... not children).

Most embarrassing not involving children ~ I was a cheerleader for the wrestling team in HS. We had these big pillows we sat on down by the matts. Anyhow, we were at an invitational and our team came up to wrestle so I went to grab my pillow, but it was gone. I started looking around for it and noticed that a group of boys from another team had grabbed it and they were holding it up. So, feeling very sassy and cool in my little skirt and sweater I start sauntering up the bleachers like I was Miss America on a runway. I was looking at them instead of where I was going and my foot slipped into that space behind every seat, and I disappeared up to my thigh. Dumb boys started laughing like a bunch of immigrants. I would have given anything just then to have continued falling down under those bleachers.....

 

[Wisteria Farms]

A kid that used to work for us stopped by for a visit. We'd always treated him like family (we have all girls) so I kind of felt like he was my oldest "son"... Well, we were in the family room watching TV so I said, "Ryan, we're in here... come on in" and he did. He sat down on the loveseat and we started talking & visiting and my then 4 year old was climbing all over the couch. I wasn't paying any attention to her until my then 14 year old daughter comes into the room and says "Dear GOD mom.... make her get some clothes on!!".... I look next to me at my 4 year old who has done a headstand on the couch with all her "parts" staring at poor Ryan who was trying so.... hard not to notice.

 

[Alice]

A kid that used to work for us stopped by for a visit. We'd always treated him like family (we have all girls) so I kind of felt like he was my oldest "son"... Well, we were in the family room watching TV so I said, "Ryan, we're in here... come on in" and he did. He sat down on the loveseat and we started talking & visiting and my then 4 year old was climbing all over the couch. I wasn't paying any attention to her until my then 14 year old daughter comes into the room and says "Dear GOD mom.... make her get some clothes on!!".... I look next to me at my 4 year old who has done a headstand on the couch with all her "parts" staring at poor Ryan who was trying so.... hard not to notice.

Reminds me of the time, not so long ago, when my 2 year old grandson dropped his pants in a restaurant and mooned the crowd. His 14 year old brother got up and calmly left the restaurant, shaking his head. The rest of us were laughing our heads off...which was probably the worse thing we could do.

Alice

 

[Susie David]

Was in the auto store years ago and my youngest son went missing....then I heard the salesmen let out with a "whats that smell"....saw Neil's little red head sticking out from a stack of tires and a relieved look on his face.

Took after his big sister who did almost the same thing in a Ward's display bathroom many years before....heard the salesman let out with a "I don't believe it" and saw her sitting on the pot with her britches around ankles and a big smile on her face.
Dave Mc

 

[Lammie]

Was in the auto store years ago and my youngest son went missing....then I heard the salesmen let out with a "whats that smell"....saw Neil's little red head sticking out from a stack of tires and a relieved look on his face.

Took after his big sister who did almost the same thing in a Ward's display bathroom many years before....heard the salesman let out with a "I don't believe it" and saw her sitting on the pot with her britches around ankles and a big smile on her face.
Dave Mc

You win!

Took Steven to a big church and when he saw the stained glass Jesus, he was like, "Look at that big monster, Mommy!"

He was 14.

No, seriously, he was 2.

Then there's "Is that one of those starving Etheopians, Mommy? Can we get him some food?" We were in the grocery store and he saw a real skinny black dude and it was during one of those African famines.

My other son, William, to passers by at the grocery store years later, when he was about three.

"See these Playtex tampons and beer my mommy just bought???"

At that point, I needed the beer.

I threw up on a boy on a bus trip once. Don't ask me what we were doing that caused it.

He could never look me in the eye after that.

 

[Jogeephus]

Was at a bust stop in Washington DC with my daughter when she screams, "look Daddy, those two men are kissing". :shock: I looked and was floored! First time for the both of us. Can you be embarrassed and disgusted at the same time?

 

[Limomike]

Was in line at a grocery store with my wife and son (who was sitting in the cart facing the girl in line behind us)
He was only about 2 at the time, and this girl had on a pair of very short shorts. He just yells out " Momma, that girl is naked!!""

 

[mitch2]

Opening Gun Deer Season 2006. Ladies rent a bus and go bar-hopping. Got back to our original town of departure.

My shoes were only about 1/2 full at the time. As we were departing off the bus, I was talking to a friend behind me, and missed the step, landed on my butt. HARD. So hard, I knocked myself right out. Never hit my head. Sitting on the pavement, with my sis on one side, and a friend on the other wondering what the heck is going on, and the bus drives off leaving me right there.

Let alone the thousands of people in town, ok maybe a hundred, small town ya know.

UGH

Michele

 

[I luv herfrds]

Friend had her daughter with her and since she wanted to "know" about the part that makes boys and girls different, she said that boys have a "johnie"
While in a crowded store her little angel see a man and has to ask at full volumn "Mommy does he have a johnie?"

My most embarassing moment was when my son was 3 and was in the dog house barking at the UPS man and naked as a jay bird.

 

[fit2btied]

When our granddaughter was 3, my daughter-in-law told us this little story. It seems my sweet baby girl was in the bathroom sitting on the pot. Her mom went in to check on her and was told, "Mooooommm, I'm tryin to poop and it's gonna stink. You better get out and shut the door." When she was asked where on Earth that came from she said "That's what grandpa told me the other day when he was in the bathroom and I went in." And I got in trouble!

 

[show steer up]

Imagine for a moment
Your at the fair and your kids want you to go on one ride with them. Of course they pick the one that spins. You give in, knowing this could be trouble, but you do it for them.

Your on the ride and within three seconds you feel the snacks comming up. Im yelling for them to stop the ride, all the kids are yelling don't listen to her, faster-faster. ;-)

As I projectile barf, holding my head out of the ride, so I don't get anything on myself. It is now apparent to the people standing in line, that they were getting more than they bargined for.

Yes I did! :shock:
and if I do say so myself--------------I have great aim.

 

[Horticattleman]

My son was just learning to...uh...use his..uh..instead of a diaper. You know! Well we were at a restraunt and my daughter (6) said she had to go potty and so doopty doopty doo my son goes tagging along. She comes running back a few minutes later and say's in Megaphone style! "Mommy Jax is watering the plants with his tweety!" I run over there and there he is watering away. My wife was extra mad because it was then that she found out I had showed him that at home!

 

[Alice]

Bert...Horticattleman,

You both should be ashamed of yourselves.

Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

The visual is a scream!!!!! :lol:

Alice

 

[Crowderfarms]

When one of the girls was about 3, from the buggy at Wal-Mart she pointed and looked dead eyed into an elderly woman's face and said "You old, you gonna die" We about died on the spot. Luckily the Ol' gal just died laughing.

 

[ga. prime]

I was sort of embarrassed the time I ate supper at Waffle House and then remembered that I didn't have one red cent in my pocket. And I was out of town In Charlotte, N.C.

 

[Wisteria Farms]

OK...I've read all these and have sat here laughing my butt off so I've got to add a couple.

We were watching TV and I kept noticing my youngest every once in a while pull her pants down then back up. A little while would go by and she'd pull them down then back up. After several times of quietly observing her doing this finally I said, "Maddie... why are you doing that?"... she said, "Mom.... these are my brand new pants... I don't want to fart in them!"
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Husband and I went to pick up our taxes (our accountant is over an hour away) and we had our 3 girls with us. We thought we would just run in, sign, and be done so we told them to sit in the car... we'd be right back. Well, the accountant had 50,000 things to talk to us about so by the time we finally made it back to the car we get in and my husband said, "WHAT is that smell!!!!"... The middle daughter can't wait to taddle "Chelsea pooped in a WalMart bag!!!!!!!". WHAT????!!!! She said she'd gotten the "urge" and knew she shouldn't leave the younger two so she crawled in the back of the Expedition and crapped in a WalMart bag. The first thing her dad yelled was "PEOPLE CAN SEE YOU!!!" Her dad about KILLED her. But now her friends joke.."need a WalMart bag?".

 

[Txwalt]

All I can say is don't rip one in an elevator by yourself. Some people might get on the elevator on the next floor. Then when the elevator continues to the ground floor you can't even leave as they stare at you with disgusted looks.

Walt

 

[Limomike]

Walt... I think maybe I would have gotten off when the door opened up.. no matter what floor it was. haha.. now thats funny.

 

[SmokeStackFarms]

Everybody's has kept me laughing---------

One would have to know me --but I embarrass myself & whoever is with me----almost daily. To contribute---I have one (really very many) kids story & One on me.

My youngest, Vincent,(@ the time 4yo) when with his grandmother--she had designated his private equipment as "your little fellow". Be that their deal--so what?? Well, a nice old man, that we all knew and respected,came up to him @ church and patted him on the head & said "My, you are a nice little fellow!!"
Vincent jumped back- and started to tell what his "little fellow" was;
and that HE was not that!

REG: Me---This summer,I spent a month restoring a historic chimney for an old established wealthy family. Between the wife and the decorator changing their mind/game plan nearly everyday--I got very frustrated one day,when they left; I walk outside and was blowing off some steam to the stonemason & helper about the flip/flop situation. After I got it out of my system, I went back to work. Later, the helper came in and said
"I don't appreciate the attitude you have about my mother--the decorator!!"
My heart sank! I started back-paddling, apologizing etc.
I went home thinking--well kiss this big project goodbye. When he tells his mother & owner--I will get my walking papers.
This job was a major job---one to be recognized by publications/press & etc.-------I sweated all weekend, when I saw the owner-husband -Monday,, I just figured I should lay my cards out on the table before "things hit the fan". So I started apologizing to him..
He bent over,laughing uncontrollably-----he said he knew of the story and it was the best joke he had ever seen. This mason's helper did these kind of practical jokes all the time---that was a big reason he kept him around.