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<blockquote data-quote="Bama" data-source="post: 715370" data-attributes="member: 1184"><p>Bill, Tom, Brent, Robert and Steve spend months planning the perfect backwoods elk </p><p>hunting trip. Two days before the group is to leave Brent's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Bill, Tom, Robert and Steve are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do...?</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>Two days later they get to elk camp, only to find Brent sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and steaks cooking on the fire.</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"Wow, Brent! How long have you been here - and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"</p><p></p><p> </p><p></p><p>"Oh, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing brand new lingerie. She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had handcuffs and ropes on the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said: 'Do whatever you want!' </p><p></p><p></p><p>"...So here I am."</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Bama, post: 715370, member: 1184"] Bill, Tom, Brent, Robert and Steve spend months planning the perfect backwoods elk hunting trip. Two days before the group is to leave Brent's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going. Bill, Tom, Robert and Steve are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do...? Two days later they get to elk camp, only to find Brent sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and steaks cooking on the fire. "Wow, Brent! How long have you been here - and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Oh, I've been here since early this morning. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who?' I pulled her hands off and she was wearing brand new lingerie. She took my hand and led me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had handcuffs and ropes on the bed! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed, so I did. Then she said: 'Do whatever you want!' "...So here I am." [/QUOTE]
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