ranchwife
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two rednecks, earl and bubba, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of budweiser. the passenger, bubba, said, "lookey that up ahead, earl, it's a dadgum police roadblock!! we're gonna get busted fer drinking these here beers!"..."don't worry, bubba," earl said. "we'll just pull over and finish drinking these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat."..."what fer?", asks bubba...."just let me do the talkin, ok?", said earl...well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads....when they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said "howdy boys...yall been drinkin?"...."no sir," said earl while pointing at the labels..."me and bubba's on the patch!!"