Duck Hunting (PG)

[Crowderfarms]

> A hillbilly went hunting one day in Kentucky and bagged three ducks.
>He put them in the
> bed
> of his pickup truck and was about to drive home when he was
>confronted by an ornery
> game
> warden who didn't like hillbillies. The game warden ordered to the
>hillbilly to show his
> hunting
> license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid Kentucky hunting
>license. The game warden
> looked
> at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks,
>sniffed its butt, and
> said,
> "This duck ain't from Kentucky. This is a Tennessee duck. You got a
>Tennessee huntin'
> license, boy?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
>Tennessee hunting
> license.
> The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the
>second duck,
> sniffed its butt,
> and said, "This ain't no Tennessee duck. This duck's from
>Mississippi. You got a
> Mississippi
> license?" The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a
>Mississippi hunting
> license. The
> warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its
>butt, and said, "This
> ain't no
> Mississippi duck. This here duck's from South Carolina. You got a
>South Carolina
> huntin'
> license?" Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out
>a South Carolina
> hunting
> license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point, and
>he yelled at the
> hillbilly,
> "Boy, just where the hell are you from?" The hillbilly turned around,
>bent over, dropped
> his
> pants, and said,"You tell me. You're the expert."
>

 

[ctlbaron]

Great Crowder, I haven't heard that one. :lol:

 

[flaboy]

:lol: :lol: ;-)

 

[Rustler9]

yippee, that's a good one