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Massive snakes come crawling into a store.
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Australia is host to many giant species of bats and if you're in the area, well you might even run into the great-great-great-father of Count Dracula. Wouldn't that just be peachy? Maybe he'll take a #selfie with you if you're lucky enough to be granted such a pleasure.
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If you're ever wondering why your golf ball won't go in the hole, just take a peek. You could be one the lucky few who find snakes curled up, such as this one.
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Up next, some Australian insects, who are not only enormous, but some are even human-friendly (or at least they are with this guy).
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We have no idea if this is a massive tarantula or a giant crab.
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The sheer size and power of the crocodile totally overwhelmed the shark you see before you. How that's even possible is beyond me but here, nature has its own set of rules.
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Did you know that the saltwater crocodile is one of the largest creatures that can be found in Australia.
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You know how Stephen King writes some of the scariest novels in the world…well do you think he gets his inspiration of the creepy, crawly creatures running amok in Australia? It's plausible. Yeahhhh, this giant spider can change it's own shape and even dotes a diabolic design, like a skull.
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Blood sucking tick the size of Godzilla.
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It's a massive lizard that likes to walk on walls.
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Big snakes.
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Fire Tornadoes.
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When your electric bill comes in, be sure to check the fuze box.
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Everyone loves a warm greeting when they come home from a long day at the office.
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Snakes everywhere.
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Giant and creepy earthworms are plentiful in Australia.
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Just part of every day life. They don't worry you if you don't worry them. We usually lose an abo or two or a tourist or two to crocs every year but then they go skinnydipping in their waterholes.

Ken
 
You're right, the continent is uninhabitable!
What should we do?
:idea:
How about we start a go fund me account dedicated to rescuing Ken.
I'll use the money to lead the mission, relocate him to Tahiti and stay there for the 1st year to oversee his adaptation.

Oh the hardship I'm willing to endure to help my fellow man.
 
Had a couple of Aussies at our place last Christmas - planning to visit them next Christmas - might be more interesting than I thought.

Merry Christmas.
 
kenny thomas":3tl3b5ew said:
And Ken is severely restricted on what gun he can have in the house. I would need a bazooka.

By the time I find the key to the gun safe I have to make sure I get it in one shot as it takes forever to pour the powder down the muzzle and reload but you guys know all about that, Davey Crocket won Tennessee using one of those.

Ken
 

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