Dog's Pet Peeves

[TexasBred]

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans


'1'
Blaming your farts on me.....
not funny... not funny at all !!!

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'2'
Yelling at me for barking.
I'M A FRIGGIN' DOG

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'3'
Taking me for a walk, then
not letting me check stuff out.
Exactly whose walk is this anyway?

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'4'
Any trick that involves balancing
food on my nose. Stop it!

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'5'
Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.
Now you know why we chew your stuff
up when you're not home.

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'6'
The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw.
You fooled a dog! Whoooo Hoooooooo what
a proud moment for the top of the food chain.

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'7'
Taking me to the vet for "the big snip",
then acting surprised when I freak
out every time we go back!

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'8'
Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.
Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.

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'9'
Dog sweaters. Hello ???
Haven't you noticed the fur?

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'10'
How you act disgusted when I lick myself.
Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous.


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Now lay off me on some of these things.
We both know who's boss here!
You don't see me picking up your poop do you?

EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY.
A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE.
CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!


If you mated a Bulldog with a Shitzu would it be called a Bull$h1t ??

 

[1982vett]

:clap: Pretty good. Mine are setting here looking at me with that OK we have waited and sat here long enough, it is time to go do something look. So I guess I better go.

 

[dun]

Mine get really irritated when I sit on their waterbowl

 

[hillsdown]

Very good, thanks. :lol:
I borrowed it if that's OK. Hope it gives some other people a chuckle as well.

 

[Jogeephus]

Mine get really irritated when I sit on their waterbowl

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I have this picture in my head. My visualization of you sitting on the bowl and Fido and Muffy turning their heads in puzzled bewilderment. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Keren]

Mine get really irritated when I sit on their waterbowl

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: I have this picture in my head. My visualization of you sitting on the bowl and Fido and Muffy turning their heads in puzzled bewilderment. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Well, I'm turning my head in puzzled bewilderment ... what are you doing on their waterbowl?

 

[dun]

Well, I'm turning my head in puzzled bewilderment ... what are you doing on their waterbowl?

Surely you jest